Wilkie and The UFO Encounter: A Poem

July 15, 2016 at 8:22 pm (Humour, News, Poetry) (, , , , )

Wilkie and The UFO Encounter: A Poem

Wilkie The Cat was taking a rest
having won a dance contest where he was the best
He decided to take a walk down to the lake
And took along a piece of cake

The cool cat meowed and munched
then helped himself to a Crispy Crunch
It was getting dark
so sang the lark
but the owl wasn’t giving a hoot
while Wilkie sat and played his flute

The moon emerged and shone its light
Stars came out and shone so bright
Suddenly there was a whirling sound
and a bright light shone upon the ground

Wilkie looked up and there was a bright shaped disc
Wilkie’s tail gave his fur a frisk
This was indeed very strange
an ET was quite in range

Stairs descended
His fur upended
Wilkie looked up and saw alien grays
Was this, he thought, the End of Days?

The aliens said, Come with us, we want to poke and probe you
Then play the Pokemon app and drink Mountain Dew

Wilkie noticed the ET grays were completely nude
what in the universe? This is so crude
And also somewhat rude
Wilkie reflected
energy injected
And took off down the road
not waiting for the ET motherlode

For his mother had warned him to beware of aliens not wearing panties
For they’d take him to the cleaners
and eat all his candies
while NASA’s echelons mocked him while sipping their brandies

-A poem written by Christopher
Friday July 15th 2016.


  1. Hyperion said,

    ROFLMAO! This captures our comments on naked probing Aliens quite well, Chris. Wilkie the Cat rambles into some tight situations with those aliens. Rude naked dudes or dudettes that they are. πŸ˜€

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, I found yours and Sherrie’s conversation quite inspiring. πŸ™‚

      • Hyperion said,

        We create more great movies and books in comments than anyone else I know. It’s my favorite part of the day.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL !

        Yes, we do. πŸ˜€

  2. ѕнєяяιє βˆ‚Ρ” ναℓєяια said,

    Eeeewwww … no, no, no! The creature without the panties on! Ugh! LOL
    And that dirty old alley cat that I met years back too! He got nothing on under that dirty mantel.

    I remembered very well what he said when landed in front of me and opened his mantel. He said …,”Want to have some fun, darling???” He did ran after me but I was faster. Some group of men I think prevented him from catching up and shouted at the drunken alley cat. Eeeewww … the nudeness was terrible enough, but he looked like a scary devil from the abyss with black smeared face and red shot eyes, and he smells like he stayed underneath the burial ground of an old church! Ugh!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Wow! What an awful experience to have happened, Sherrie.

      What a disgusting person.

      I remember a girl in my neighbourhood when I was growing up got flashed by a flasher and she told me she said to him, “If I were you, I’d be embarrassed to show what little you have in public.”

      So he ran away at the insult.

  3. Nicholas C. Rossis said,

    Lol – brilliant πŸ˜€

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