Wilkie The Cat: Paris At Night: A Poem

August 3, 2016 at 12:45 pm (Comedy, Entertainment, Humour, Poetry) (, , , )

Wilkie was in Paris Mitzi’s hometown
The city of lights- makes people smile not frown
Wilkie stood on the Eiffel Tower
just before the Midnight hour
he was waiting for Mitzi to arrive
He was thankful that the roses he ordered were not dead but alive
This past Valentine’s Day had been quite the fiasco
and led to his iced tea being laced with Tabasco

He was certainly not going to repeat that sad fate
He looked at his watch, Mitzi was late
Then she arrived in evening gown and glass slippers
Wilkie kicked off the platform his scuba mask and flippers
He decided their respective apparel wouldn’t match
and this clothing faux pas might blow a fine catch

The scuba mask and flippers landed on a taxi below,
when the driver radioed in his report,
he was forced to give a sobriety blow

Up in the tower above the City of Lights
it was indeed the most magical of nights
Wilkie and Mitzi did kiss and dance
lighting up this town- capital of France

-A poem written by Christopher
Saturday July 30th 2016

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40 Comments

  1. ѕнєяяιє ∂є ναℓєяια said,

    I can never see Paris with the same eyes ever again … *sigh*

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Are you afraid that if you walk around Paris, you might get hit on the head by a scuba mask and flippers dropping off the Eiffel Tower? LOL !

      • ѕнєяяιє ∂є ναℓєяια said,

        Oh no, no that … I had bad memories being there …

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Sorry to hear that, Sherrie. 😦

        Paris is such a beautiful and romantic city (although I’ve never been there myself), it’s sad to have sad memories of the place.

      • ѕнєяяιє ∂є ναℓєяια said,

        Well … he … had left bad memories in that place for me … He had tainted it for me … if you know what I mean … The one I trusted and love … *sigh*

        But look at it positively, then.
        It does not has to be Paris, you know.
        It is too common.
        My dream would return once again to Venezia. It was more than ten years when I was there. I was a student back then.
        I might one day drive up there on my own. Will be my next plan.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, ride a gondola through Venice. 🙂

      • ѕнєяяιє ∂є ναℓєяια said,

        I’d done that over ten years ago. I remembered it very well that I did that on my own in the evening, on the way to find a restaurant to have dinner.
        It was an awesome and unforgettable journey and it reminded me of the time when Anne Rice wrote of Venice in the 1800 where Marius lived and being terrorized by his own kind. Maybe Marius is still there somewhere and not in New Orleans … LOL

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, Marius spends his nights sailing on a gondola down a Venetian canal. LOL !

      • ѕнєяяιє ∂є ναℓєяια said,

        He did. Oh, gosh, it was his story that captivated me to go to Venezia. Weird though that I always think of Marius when I was there, to think that one of the best vampire character are made in that place. Beautifully written by Anne Rice. Did you read her ‘Blood and Gold’? That was where I fell in love with Marius. He was my first love in vampire and then came the Prince Lestat, Anne Rice’s favourite and then later I fell for Pandora, Marius one eternal love of whom he searched for centuries all over the world. Now, that is ancient love. And with ancient people and I am an ancient Mommy, said my girl. LOL

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, your daughter called you an ancient Mommy! LOL !

        An ancient mommy in search of her Marius going down the canals of Venice.

      • ѕнєяяιє ∂є ναℓєяια said,

        Now, I do feel so ancient! LOL

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        If they do a blockbuster movie about a female mummy, you can play the part. LOL !

      • ѕнєяяιє ∂є ναℓєяια said,

        Yes, the one Mommy that never gets older … The crazy bio scientists are hunting her down, wanting to put her on test for the Aging Anti cream of which rich women dying to have … Sherrielock Holmes is on the run since then! Damn bio pharmical firms! Damn scientists! Damn stupid rich women in this world! I’ll tomatoe them all!
        LOL

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, the whips of Sherrielock Holmes have a long reach!

        Bottoms will end up being tomatoed all over the globe. LOL !

      • ѕнєяяιє ∂є ναℓєяια said,

        Bad boys are afraid of her.
        She is known of her very dangerous reputation.
        When she comes to the public, they all scattered away fast to make ways for her! LOL

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, Sherrielock has been known to clear a crowded street very quickly. LOL !

      • ѕнєяяιє ∂є ναℓєяια said,

        Moses did parted the Red Sea and Sherrielock Homes parted the seas of men … LOL

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        And Moses did walk on dry land…

        … And Sherrielock did walk on tomatoed pavement…

        LOL !

      • 𝓢𝓗𝓔𝓡𝓡𝓘𝓔 𝓓𝓔 𝓥𝓐𝓛𝓔𝓡𝓘𝓐 said,

        What a Red Sea of Tomatoes – look so bloody from afar! Had all mankind shivering to see her sight walking on those red veges! They all … TREMBLED! LOL

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, no wonder they called it the Red Sea.

        All those tomatoed buns. LOL !

      • 𝓢𝓗𝓔𝓡𝓡𝓘𝓔 𝓓𝓔 𝓥𝓐𝓛𝓔𝓡𝓘𝓐 said,

        You mean the tomatoes or the TOMATOED bums??? LOL
        That explained the bloody red sea, alright!
        (⁀ᗢ⁀)

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        It does indeed. LOL !

  2. Hyperion said,

    This one would make a great Jessica Rabbitesque cartoon with it’s romantic overture and the scuba mask and fins drawing the police and crowds as Mitzi and Wilkie dance to their own music high above the city. I’ve passed through Paris a few times. Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to linger. I also went to Venice twice. Whatever you do, don’t go snorkling with mask and fins in the streets. There are things in that water. Frightful things. 😀

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I take it you learned that through personal experience- snorkling the streets of Venice. LOL !

      • Hyperion said,

        Why, yes. With enough Otter Brew, one can attempt being a jackass with aplomb. 😀

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        It does sound like something Jefferey would talk a human into doing. 😀

      • Hyperion said,

        Indeed, if we peel back the onion of Venice street diving, one will likely find Jefferey drunk in the center.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Jefferey ignores all those City of Venice public service ads which warns people (and otters) not to drink and dive.

      • Hyperion said,

        Bwaaa haaa haaaa! I definitely schplorked the monitor that time. 😀

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        There’s otter trouble now BREWING on your computer screen. 😀

      • Hyperion said,

        When it comes to otters, no screen is left clean.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Paul Maisson would have said that over a century ago had there been computers in his time. 😀

      • Hyperion said,

        He was cheated by his premature birth.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        It would have been kind of cool to see Orson Welles do a TV commercial with an otter. 😀

      • Hyperion said,

        That would likely be one of the old classics we wouldn’t forget. 😀

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Orson Welles: There’s a pea pod in Norway in the summer where the otters drink and play…

      • Hyperion said,

        It’s been a long time since i was around otters on a regular basis but i can remember there was no possible way to be unhappy with otters at play. They are true rascals and fun. Norway it is. 😀

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        The fjords are alive with the sound of otters… with songs they have sung after a thousand beers…

      • Hyperion said,

        Bwaaa haa haaa! Hiccup! Haaaa 😀

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        😀

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