Wilkie The Cat In London: A Poem

August 5, 2016 at 1:33 pm (Comedy, Entertainment, Humour, Poetry) (, , , , )

Wilkie the Cat was in London to see the Queen
well either her or Mr. Bean
He went to Westminster Abbey
and in Hotel Savoy, couldn’t decide between the lobster or crabby

He stood outside Buckingham Palace
and suddenly noticed on his paw a callus
Thinking a royal handshake was now out of the question
He read a Sunday Times article on the U.S. election

He then went to the Royal Albert Hall
and saw on stage a masquerade ball
He was surprised when the star took off her mask and it was Mitzi
He wondered whether he wasn’t a wee bit tipsy
but when Mitzi blew him a kiss
on to his forehead that didn’t miss
That’s when he realized Mitzi was the star of the show
and when Big Ben chimed midnight, it was time to go.

-A poem written by Christopher
Saturday July 30th 2016



  1. Hyperion said,

    Exit stage left. I think Wilkie is stalking Mitzi. Cats are like that. 😀

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, cats do seem to be natural stalkers.

      Imagine what they’d be like if they owned Facebook accounts. 😀

      • Hyperion said,

        Bwaaa haaa haaaa! I can see all these cat lurker faces on Facebook.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Tweety’s worst nightmare- I see too many puddycats!

      • Hyperion said,

        Bwaaa haaa haaa! Oh man! That brought back a lot of Saturday morning memories.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I did! I did see too many puddycats. LOL !

      • Hyperion said,

        LOL! I can still see Tweety Bird and Sylvester the Cat yaking it up on TV.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, they were great actors were Tweety and Sylvester.

        Memorable lines of dialogue. 😀

      • Hyperion said,

        Those were fun days on the floor with hot chocolate and oatmeal cereal watching Saturday cartoons. I think that made my view of life just like Hanna Barbera’s.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes… and maybe someday Fred will win the fight…

        … as Wilkie stays out for the night…

      • Hyperion said,

        We should hold our breaths until that happens. I’ll go first. Well…that didn’t last long. 😛

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL !

  2. ѕнєяяιє ∂є ναℓєяια said,

    Wilkie is IN!
    And Garfield is out of date.

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