Sherrielock Holmes: From London To Berlin

August 9, 2016 at 12:54 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Espionage, International Intrigue, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

The First World War known at the time of its fighting as the Great War was starting to wind down. The Entente Powers called on Germany to sign an Armistice.

A new government was forming in Germany but the Kaiser Wilhelm II was hesitant about abdicating.

Angered by Kaiser Bill’s dragging his heels on abdicating, British Prime Minister David Lloyd George sought Winston Churchill’s advice even though Churchill was not officially a member of the cabinet having been in political exile since Gallipoli.

“Well, Winnie, what is to be done?” Lloyd George asked.

“I suggest British Intelligence send over one of its best agents and convince old Kaiser Bill to abdicate,” Winston replied as he smoked his cigar and sipped his brandy.

“And what agent would that be?” Lloyd George looked at his watch and thought it was rather early in the day for someone to be drinking.

“Miss Sherrielock Holmes,” Churchill adjusted the cushion under his buttocks.

“The famous London dominatrix?” Lloyd George looked flabbergasted, “She’s one of our agents for British Intelligence?”.

“Indeed, one of our best, Prime Minister,” Churchill continued to smoke his cigar and sip his brandy,”she was instrumental in helping General Allenby capture Jerusalem. Many Arab fighters had difficulty sitting on their camels during the final assault leading to Allenby’s victory. And she was instrumental in persuading U.S. President Woodrow Wilson to declare war on Germany.”

“I see,” Lloyd George thought he now needed a brandy himself despite the time of day, “so you think if we can send her over to Berlin, we can persuade Kaiser Bill to abdicate?”.

“There’s no doubt in my mind whatsoever, Prime Minister,” Churchill finished his cigar and finished his brandy.

And soon Kaiser Wilhelm will be finished.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday August 8th 2016.


  1. Hyperion said,

    Bwaaa haaa haaaa! Thank goodness It’s evening and not morning or coffee would obscure my screen and make it difficult to comment. This was magnificent, Chris. I nearly blew an O’ring when I read the part of Winnie adjusting the cushion under his buttocks. You bring out the best in Sherrielock. Indeed, I hope Britain sends Sherrielock over here to straighten out our odious candidates and the peanut gallery congress and senate.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thanks, Daniel. 🙂

      Yes, Sherrielock Holmes is the woman who can whip America back into shape. 😀

      • Hyperion said,

        Every day of the week there is a new politician adjusting the cushion under his flaming red tomato buttocks. And America is great again. 🙂

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        And there’s one name on every new politician’s lips…

        New politician: Read my lips… SHERRIELOCK HOLMES!

      • Hyperion said,

        Sherrielock is coming to town! Sung to the tune of Santa is Coming to Town. 😂💃🏼

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        She’s bringing her whip and tomatoing twice on those both naughty and nice…

      • Hyperion said,

        Sherrielock is coming to town; oh, Sherrielock is coming to town! 😀 😀 😀

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Tomatoed the red-bunned reindeer had a very shiny butt.
        And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows…

      • Hyperion said,

        Then all the shiny tomato-butts used to laugh and hide their shame. . .

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        All their hot bun jokes were really becoming quite lame…

      • Hyperion said,

        It may be time to whip those buns back into shape. A little Monday to Friday Whackity-Whackity-Whack-Whack should sort everything out. 😉

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Sherrielock’s Gym… Sherrielock Holmes… your personal trainer… she’ll get those buns in shape…

      • Hyperion said,

        Work it! Work it good! Tomatoed buns of steel. 😀

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL !

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