Sherrielock Holmes and The Great War Armistice

August 10, 2016 at 12:35 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Espionage, International Intrigue, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

6 PM November 8th 1918- Sherrielock Holmes wearing a red evening dress enters the German Imperial Palace in Berlin carrying a rather large suitcase.

Circa 11 PM November 8th 1918- Loud screams could be heard coming from the bedroom of Kaiser Wilhelm II.

November 9th 1918- Kaiser Wilhelm II abdicates the German Imperial throne after he finds he’s no longer able to sit down on it.

November 11th 1918- On the 11th day of the 11th month at the 11th hour (Greenwich time) the Armistice ending the Great War comes into effect.

“That’s two tomatoed buns for Kaiser Wilhelm.
One great victory for the British Empire and its allies.”

-Sherrielock Holmes

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday August 8th 2016.

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6 Comments

  1. Nicholas C. Rossis said,

    Lol – I like your version of history much better. Makes more sense!

  2. Hyperion said,

    And now we know the true history of the end of the Great War. I just loved the image this portrayed of the sleek and sensual Miss Sherrielock Holmes putting the whack-a-doodle-do on the rotund and raucously randy rump of Herr Kaiser Wilhelm. Oh, what would she charge the true patriot to tomato the buns of our pugilist pair of POTUS wanna be’s?

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      You should ask Sherrielock how much she charges for one of her sessions.

      And if you find it somewhat high, you can start a Go Fund Me campaign inviting your fellow Americans to raise money to pay Sherrielock to tomato the buns of Hillary and The Donald.

      Perhaps under the slogan, “Ask not what your country’s a$$holes$ can do for you, ask what Sherrielock can do to your country’s a$$hole$.”

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