Wilkie The Cat: Master Spy: A Poem

August 11, 2016 at 12:56 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, Humour, International Espionage, International Intrigue, Poetry) (Berlin, CIA, Mitzi, poem, Russian Embassy, The Jinn In The Vodka Bottle, Vladimir Putin, Wilkie The Cat)

Wilkie The Cat was hired by the CIA
because the admissions director was having an off day
His first mission was to go to Berlin
and steal a captured Mid-Eastern jinn
held in a vodka bottle in the Russian Embassy
The jinn when taken would be
subject to DARPA scrutiny
replacing Men That Stare At Goats fantasy

Mitzi meanwhile was hired by Putin
because Kremlin cats thought her a cutin’
She would guard the jinn in the bottle
and give would-be robbers a throttle

Wilkie came crashing through the Embassy window
and wondered if his feat was captured on video
Mitzi said, “Wilkie, it’s you.”
Wilkie admitted, “That’s very true.”
That both were now spies tickled them pink
and they decided to have a drink

Wilkie took off a paw one of his sock-a
and decided to open up the vodka
And in doing so, the jinn did escape
and flew around Berlin driving Merkel ape

So both DARPA and the Russians lost out on the jinn
and for the fiasco, Trump blamed Hillary’s email sin.

-A poem written by Christopher
Monday August 1st 2016.