Wilkie The Cat: Master Spy: A Poem
Wilkie The Cat was hired by the CIA
because the admissions director was having an off day
His first mission was to go to Berlin
and steal a captured Mid-Eastern jinn
held in a vodka bottle in the Russian Embassy
The jinn when taken would be
subject to DARPA scrutiny
replacing Men That Stare At Goats fantasy
Mitzi meanwhile was hired by Putin
because Kremlin cats thought her a cutin’
She would guard the jinn in the bottle
and give would-be robbers a throttle
Wilkie came crashing through the Embassy window
and wondered if his feat was captured on video
Mitzi said, “Wilkie, it’s you.”
Wilkie admitted, “That’s very true.”
That both were now spies tickled them pink
and they decided to have a drink
Wilkie took off a paw one of his sock-a
and decided to open up the vodka
And in doing so, the jinn did escape
and flew around Berlin driving Merkel ape
So both DARPA and the Russians lost out on the jinn
and for the fiasco, Trump blamed Hillary’s email sin.
-A poem written by Christopher
Monday August 1st 2016.
Natasha Pea said,
August 12, 2016 at 12:02 am
hahaha Hillary’s email. What a timely political poem you wrote:)
Dracul Van Helsing said,
August 12, 2016 at 11:45 am
Thanks, Natasha. 🙂
anaatcalin said,
August 12, 2016 at 7:08 am
Stunning and perfectly applicable as always, dear Chris! Very refreshing, I missed your writing!
Dracul Van Helsing said,
August 12, 2016 at 11:46 am
Thanks, Anna.
I’m continuing to write using the computer at the public library downtown. 🙂
Hyperion said,
August 13, 2016 at 7:23 pm
LOL! I like how Wilkie and Mitzi work together. Now Darpa and Putin are chasin’ Jinn in the wind while Wilkie and Mitzi knock down a vodka or two.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
August 14, 2016 at 1:54 pm
The two cats have their priorities right. 😀
Hyperion said,
August 14, 2016 at 2:10 pm
They do! I could learn a thing or two from Wilkie and Mitzi. 😉
Dracul Van Helsing said,
August 15, 2016 at 11:50 am
LOL !