Turks In Jarablus Syria

September 8, 2016 at 1:39 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Espionage, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, Mythology, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

Turks In Jarablus Syria

Turkish forces had crossed the Turkish-Syrian border into Syria to attack the town of Jarablus.

Ostensibly Turkey claimed it had done so to wipe out ISIS forces in charge of the town.

The western news media backed Turkey’s claim.

As Russian President Vladimir Putin watched the Turkish incursion into Syria on television, he did not believe the claim.

ISIS had been cleared from the town earlier this year by Russian planes and Syrian government troops.

Putin realized that now was the time to set in motion Operation Justinian.

He was glad he had visited the Mount Athos Monastery a few months back.

For Operation Justinian would require supernatural help.

Greek Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras received a phone call from Moscow.

Although Prime Minister Tsipras being an atheistic Marxist did not believe in the existence of the Supernatural, he thought Operation Justinian was a good idea.

In his colossal London mansion, the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was on the phone discussing events in Syria with the mysterious individual who called himself Robur the Conquerer (after Jules Verne’s character).

“You’re right,” Set agreed and motioned to his butler and valet Athelstan to bring him a pen, “we should set those events in motion now.”

Meanwhile on the ground outside Jarablus, Turkish soldiers noticed the ground moving up and down in mysterious fashion.

“Do you see those sand dunes moving up and down?” One soldier asked another.

“Yes,” the other soldier nodded.

Then emerged from the sandy ground were men who were half-man and half-fish (mermen -the top part was human, the bottom part was fish).

The mermen carried machine guns with them and proceeded to wipe out the Turkish troops.

Flying high above the sight was the individual Robur The Conquerer who watched the scene unfolding below.

He quietly drank a glass of bourbon mixed with human blood.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday September 7th
2016.

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42 Comments

  1. hoveprinting said,

    ‘Twere it were so simple.

  2. Dracul Van Helsing said,

    Indeed.

    Machine gun wielding mermen throwing a kink in everyone’s plans for the Middle East.

  3. anaatcalin said,

    Dear Chris, a true delight, as always! You’re a master at this! I bow to you ๐Ÿ™‚

  4. Hyperion said,

    Mermen with machine guns changing the dynamic of that morass of murder called the Middle East. Now there’s a peace negotiation that’s hard to ignore.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Indeed.

      Perhaps Renfield R. Renfield will bring Fish and Chips to the peace negotiations. ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Hyperion said,

        Muwaaah haaa haaaa! Renfieled is a very successful negotiator.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Renfield R. Renfield… a shapeshifting hamster/human you want on your side… ๐Ÿ˜€

      • Hyperion said,

        Definitely, call Renfield when the hot tub has lost it’s luster and the only hot thing about the hot tub is the beer in the beer cooler. Renfield can fix that in between arranging for political solutions to intractable opinions.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Maybe Putin wisely invited Renfield to that Moscow summit Russia is planning to host for Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Palestinian leader Mahmoud Abbas.

        Perhaps a bunch of porn star vixens giving mouthwatering blow jobs will soften previously entrenched hard positions.

      • Hyperion said,

        Politics, hot tubs, good wine, and fabulously curvy spymates make for world peace and happy commerce. Who could find fault with that, hmmmm.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Absolutely no one. ๐Ÿ˜€

      • Hyperion said,

        Can’t wait for Matt Lauer’s interview with the curvy spymates right before Sherrielock shows up and tomatoes his buns for being such a nitwit during the interview with Hellery.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That will be a sight to see. ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Hyperion said,

        Right in the middle of his fawning and kowtowing, Sherrielock shows up and tomatoes his buns. Now that would improve his ratings.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Hot buns = hot ratings.

      • Hyperion said,

        Woot Wooot! Whack-Whack!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Tomatoed buns are on track! ๐Ÿ˜€

      • Hyperion said,

        Don’t go away, we’ll be right back – Whackity whack.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Tomatoed buns for you! Not a Big Mac!

      • Hyperion said,

        So grab those ankles and grit them teeth, we’ll be here every day of the week. ๐Ÿ˜€

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        And your neighbours will think you a kinky freak. ๐Ÿ˜€

      • Hyperion said,

        at your rosey buns, they’ll take a peek. Then they’ll laugh to the beat
        whackity-whack, Whackity-whack

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        We’ll hit your buns until you hit the road, Jack!
        And don’t you come back no more! no more!

      • Hyperion said,

        Cause twins Sherrielock and Cherrielock will tomato those buns as soon as they walk through the door.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        They’ll turn blood red and gore.

      • Hyperion said,

        Then we’ll pitch you out the door and you’ll come back and beg for more. more. more.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        You’ll beg on the floor! floor! floor!

      • Hyperion said,

        Oh, those buns aflame forever more.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        “Sit down?” Quoth raven, “Nevermore.”

      • Hyperion said,

        The nefarious red buns of Sherrielock lore

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Makes Moriarty’s villainy seem such a bore.

      • Hyperion said,

        So think on these things before you walk through the door.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Before you wind up on Lake Pain’s shore.

      • Hyperion said,

        For there is a mighty heap of glowing buns, freshly tomatoed.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        The same as Daniel feels when he leaves the lawn unmowed. ๐Ÿ˜€

      • Hyperion said,

        Bwaaa haaaaa haaaaa! I do bribe the Huns on occasion when they pass through on the way to conquer Rome. They graze their ponies and asses and I’m good until the next rain. ๐Ÿ˜‰

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL !

      • Hyperion said,

        ๐Ÿ˜€

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        ๐Ÿ˜€

  5. Natasha Pea said,

    Always unusual!:)

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