Magog’s Treaty

October 21, 2016 at 3:14 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Magog’s Treaty

Welsh werewolf British Labour MP Magog Rhys Petley was back from a secret diplomatic mission on behalf of the British government.

He had managed to obtain a memorandum of understanding between the government of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad and the non-ISIS opponents of Assad.

British Prime Minister Theresa May was hopeful this would end the Syrian Civil War.

Magog passed off the final writing of the treaty to a close acquaintance Renfield R. Renfield.

Copies of the treaty were faxed to all parties.

The call came into 10 Downing Street.

Not one of the parties would sign the treaty because they couldn’t read it.

A disappointed Mrs. May phoned Magog Rhys Petley.

Magog in turn phoned Renfield.

“They won’t sign the treaty because they claim they can’t read it,” said Magog.

“That is weird,” Renfield admitted, “because since I couldn’t do it myself, I got my pharmacist to write up the treaty.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday October 21st


  1. shєrríє dє vαlєríα said,

    LOL wah hahaha … then it was the pharmacist fault all along!
    Alright! What is his Name?
    Send Sherrielock Holmes to tomatoed his butt as well.
    She is throughly mad of him as he was the cause of the great world war that soon to come – again!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      The pharmacist’s name is Dr. Wrightly Illegible.

      All right.

      Sherrielock Holmes prescribes a pair of hot red tomatoed buns for Dr. Wrightly Illegible. 😀

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