Sherrielock Holmes Reflects On Vampiresses In The Wild West Town of Hayden

December 15, 2016 at 5:37 pm (Ghost Story, Humour, The Supernatural, Vampire novel, western) (, , , , , , , , , , )

Sherrielock Holmes Reflects On Vampiresses In The Wild West Town of Hayden

The Wild West Tomatoes and Mushroom Saloon owner Sherrielock Holmes sat in a white evening dress in her second floor office above the saloon tabulating last month’s profits. She had noticed her accountant had made a mistake in tabulating the figures.

She bit down sharply on the prongs of the cat o’ nine tails she kept in her office- a sure sign that she was angry. She would have to give him a good tomatoing over this.

She turned her mind to other things that were troubling her. She had heard that there were two vampiresses in the town of Hayden, Colorado- both of them looking for lost Aztec gold. She had the feeling this town wasn’t big enough for the both of them- and one of them would have to get out of town by sunrise.

-A western vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday July 25th
2016.

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10 Comments

  1. Hyperion said,

    I must catch up on my vampire chapters. This scene is delicious imagination muffins. An angry Sherrielock and an extra vampiress promises some exciting action that only Sherrielock can bring. πŸ™‚

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, Sherrielock’s tomatoing of extra naughty buttocks and a couple of elegantly dressed beautiful vampiresses always seem to bring in the crowds for some reason. πŸ˜‰

      • Hyperion said,

        Who can resist an elegantly dressed vampiress? A good tomatoing of all those naughty buns is the only way to maintain good order and discipline amongst the drooling masses. πŸ˜³πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I know I certainly can’t resist an elegantly dressed vampiress. πŸ˜‰

        And of course, I can’t resist an elegantly dressed dominatrix either. πŸ˜€

      • Hyperion said,

        Lol! Resistance is futile. You must assimilate or at least offer up the buns while you say her name every day of the week. That’s catchy. Someone should make a song. πŸ˜‰πŸŽΆ

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I think someone did. πŸ˜€

      • Hyperion said,

        And, a great song it is πŸ˜‚

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        The kind of song that one will sing like Sir Elton John- “I’m still standing…”

      • Hyperion said,

        Or that little dity, Hot Cross Buns. πŸ…πŸ”₯

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Indeed. πŸ˜€

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