Qonzilqointec Confronts French Archaeologist Pompidou De Gaulle
December 17, 2016 at 2:27 pm (Ghost Story, Humour, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel, western) (Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec, basic stories of vampirism in the Old West, Belvedere, Egyptian Vampiress Isis, Ghost White Salamander, Hayden Colorado, Isis, Lost Aztec Gold, Miss Sherrielock Holmes, Princess Qonzilqointec, Qonzilqointec, Sherrielock Holmes, The Campfire Tales, The French Archaeologist Pompidou De Gaulle, The Ghost White Salamander, The Wild Tomatoes and Mushroom Saloon, Town of Hayden Colorado, Vampiress Isis, Western Vampire Novel)
Qonzilqointec Confronts French Archaeologist Pompidou De Gaulle
“This gold bar has the seal of Montezuma on it,” French archaeologist Pompidou De Gaulle pointed out to Belvedere.
“It doesn’t look like a seal from pictures I’ve seen of them,” Belvedere looked puzzled, “I thought a seal kind of looked like an otter sorta.”
“You’re thinking of those sea mammals that eat fish and bark a lot,” De Gaulle glared at Belvedere, “A seal in this case refers to a special symbol used to represent the authority of the Aztec Emperor Montezuma.”
“I’ll take that gold bar if you don’t mind, Dr. Pompidou De Gaulle,” the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec entered the saloon wearing a gold evening dress, “after all, it belongs to my people.”
“Your people?” Dr. Pompidou De Gaulle was astonished.
“The Aztecs,” she smiled her vampiric incisors at the Frenchman, “Do you know what we did to our sacrificial victims?”.
“Didn’t you tear their living still beating hearts out of their chests and eat them?” Dr. De Gaulle gulped.
“Yes,” she stepped closer to the archaeologist.
“I don’t think Miss Sherrielock appreciates blood on the saloon floor unless it’s in the dominatrix whipping dungeon downstairs,” Belvedere spoke up, “You’re going to have to step outside.”
Dr. Pompidou De Gaulle ran out the door.
Qonzilqointec turned into a bat and followed him out the door.
“I’m going to have to cut down on eating the chef’s wild mushroom soup special,” Belvedere remarked upon seeing the vampiress’ transformation from sexy human to winged flying mammal.
-A western vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday July 28th
2016.
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