Sherrielock Holmes Reflects On The Vampiress Showdown At Sundown

December 20, 2016 at 5:14 pm (Ghost Story, Humour, Romance, The Supernatural, western) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Sherrielock Holmes Reflects On The Vampiress Showdown At Sundown

Things quieted down in Hayden, Colorado after the Aztec gold was dug up and stolen by a group of marauding Mormons who took it to Utah with them.

This later gave American forensic geologist Scott Wolter something to do for his early 21st Century TV show America Unearthed.

Since there was no longer any reason to stay in Hayden, Isis flew back to Paris by way of New York and Qonzilqointec returned to Mexico City by way of San Francisco.

“At last, peace and quiet,” Sherrielock sighed to herself as she lay in bed.

She might finally be able to get to sleep at night.

-A western vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday July 28th
2016.

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21 Comments

  1. Hyperion said,

    Sherrielock certainly has a busy schedule with all those vampiresses misbehaving in her town. Definitely need some time to backtrack through all the chapters. I’ve missed some fun times here recently.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, I finally got around to posting all the western vampire novel chapters I had written last July.

      I wasn’t able to post to the computer very much during that time because I was in the homeless shelter undergoing death threats from every Tom, Dick and Hairy drug pusher and sodomite.

      • Hyperion said,

        Death by Tom, Dick, or Harry is bad enough but death by sodomite is just cruel and unusual. That is just too Roman Emperoresque.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        very much too Roman Emperoresque.

      • Hyperion said,

        One must be careful not to fall victim to the Cully- gula syndrome. Whackity, whackity, BOINK! πŸ˜³πŸ‘

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, Gali-Gula in his reincarnated ET gray form is being kept in line by Sherrielock Holmes’ bun tomatoing efforts. πŸ˜€

      • Hyperion said,

        What would we do without Sherrielock to keep the world order?

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Without Sherrielock, the world would totally descend into decadence, savagery and barbarism.

      • Hyperion said,

        I’m hoping we discover she has a twin sister. I think there are just too many of us for one Sherrielock to keep up with. Let the world tomato tour begin!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That would be a great starting point for the next great reality TV show- instead of American Idol or Canadian Idol or America’s Got Talent or Britain’s Got Talent- a show called The Search For The World’s Next Top Dominatrix with volunteers getting their buns tomatoed by respective top dominatrixes and a panel of judges to adjudicate.

        They can buy Simon Cowell a huge pillow to sit on in his chair as he adjudicates.

      • Hyperion said,

        Bwaaaa haaaa haaaa! Every volunteer will be issued one pair of honey buns refridgerated gel inserts to avoid whiprash. This way, the contestants can show their best strokes. Rollin rollin rollin, keep those buns a-toastin raaaaaaw hiiiiide! KRACK!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        And we can have you singing those lyrics in the background.

        This will lead to great comedic action afterwards when the dominatrixes (who by the end of the show will be sick of your singing) chase you out the door of the theatre tomatoing your buns with their whips.

        As Simon Cowell applauds, “Bravo! Bravo!”.

      • Hyperion said,

        Surely, it’s the next big hit reality show. The Kardashians will finally be a thing of the past until Kim is invited as a star guest set of buns for tomatoing. Only the wide screen tv’s can capture the action thus improving the economy as viewers upgrade their home theater systems in preparation for the gala event.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Kim Kardashian getting her enormous buns tomatoed on wide screen TV will certainly improve the economy. πŸ˜€

      • Hyperion said,

        I think having Kaitlin Bruce Jenner getting her buns toasted would make a great finale. Later, Paris Hilton can apply a magic mushroom rub and we can watch a magic frog pop out and say boo to the audience. What a screamer that would be.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        More shocking than a gynecologist examining the vampiress Lilith. πŸ˜€

      • Hyperion said,

        Yes, it eas Lilith’s frog that comes to mind. 😳😜🐸

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        πŸ˜€

      • Hyperion said,

        🐸

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Ribbit! Ribbit!

        As Kermit would say, “It isn’t easy being green.”

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Ribbit! Ribbit!

        Or as Kermit the frog would say, “It isn’t easy being green.”

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