Happy New Year From Sherrielock Holmes

January 3, 2017 at 5:32 pm (Vampire novel) ()

Sherrielock Holmes wishes you Seasons Greetings and a Rosy-Cheeks New Rear... I mean... New Year

Sherlock Holmes’ immortal twin sister the legendary London dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes wishes you Seasons Greetings and a Rosy-Cheeked New Rear… I mean… New Year.

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16 Comments

  1. Hyperion said,

    Ahhh! Sherrielock in all her finery is the stuff of dreams for every male in need of a little focus and discipline. What a way to start off a new year with the whackity whackity whack whack of the bun tomatoing dominatrix dressed in black. Be they large or be they small, Sherrielock Holmes will tomato them all. Line up boys. Do it fast. With Sherrielock, your buns will have a blast. Me first! Me first! They all will scream as the Domi in Black brings out the whip ‘n cream. Then they scream and scream and scream. Oh, the whackity, the whackity, the whackity-whack-whack is back.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      3 cheers for the whackity, whack-whack! 🙂

      • Hyperion said,

        Whack whack hurray! Whackity whack hurray! Whackity whackity whackity O U C H!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Unfortunately Sherrielock Holmes’ black leathered gloved hand wasn’t what I received the first few days of 2017 but the severed and evil Black Hand of Serbian folklore.

        I just sent you an email about it.

      • Hyperion said,

        Yes, that was not the kind of fortune one would hope for on the first day of the new year. Sorry my friend.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Thank you, Daniel.

        Now I’m keeping my fingers crossed and hoping things will improve for me.

      • Hyperion said,

        Hi Chris. I think if you woke up this morning and got a hot bowl of oatmeal, coffee, and your rump wasn’t mysteriously sore, then things have improved. Or, things haven’t gotten worse. Under those conditions, there is opportunity for joy, but maybe not overjoyed. I do hope you can find another phone for a reasonable charge and reconnect with your friends at Set Enterprise for some jolly good fun.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, I’m hoping so too, Daniel.

        Now I can only re-connect with Set Enterprises using a computer terminal in a public library.

        Before my iPhone was stolen, I could find a cafe or restaurant with free wi-fi and access the Internet on my iPhone

      • Hyperion said,

        Well that does prove you are quite resourceful. 🕵🏻

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, I’ve had to become more and more like Raymond Red Reddington (from the TV show The Blacklist) the past few years.

      • Hyperion said,

        Renfield must be very proud of you 😉

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Very. 😉

      • Hyperion said,

        I had no doubts 🙂

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I don’t know if you were reading my blog at the time but when The Blacklist first appeared on TV a few years ago (in those now seemingly far-off days when I actually owned a television set of my own), I wrote a chapter where I had Renfield R. Renfield boasting to Amadeus Emanon that the writers of The Blacklist TV show had based the character of Raymond Red Reddington on he Renfield.

        Renfield pointed out to Amadeus that their initials were the same- R.R.R. (Renfield R. Renfield and Raymond Red Reddington) and that both had no qualms about killing people but at the same time both were enamoured with history, the classics and the arts.

        Of course, Renfield’s opinion was formed when I first started to watch the show and noticed the similarities between Renfield and Reddington.

        The only difference between the two is that Renfield is a horny bachelor and Red was once married and if I hear reports of this season’s episodes correctly- it sounds like Red is Liz’s father after all- something that I always strongly suspected when watching the first couple of seasons (not having a TV, I’ve never seen any of this season’s episodes of course).

      • Hyperion said,

        Totally cool, Chris. I don’t watch TV and have no cable network so I don’t have a clue although I have heard of the series and a lot of people like it. The likenesses are like destiny or a touch of irony.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        The Blacklist was one of the few TV shows I liked and watched the past few years.

        The other one being Elementary about Sherlock Holmes living in modern day New York City with a female Dr. Watson (played by the lovely Lucy Liu) as his associate.

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