Another UK Campaign Debate With Renfield

May 28, 2017 at 3:49 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Sherrielock Holmes checked her iPhone where she had just received a text message from Melania Trump asking for advice on how to properly discipline her husband so he’d cease being a bully.

The London-based professional dominatrix responded with some excellent advice.

Then she returned to her current duties as Chairwoman of yet another all candidates’ debate in the Tewkesbury In The Cotswolds constituency.

The subject of tonight’s debate was Social Solidarity In The United Kingdom.

British Transhumanist Techno-Progressive Anti Bio-Conservative candidate Renfield R. Renfield’s remark that he enjoyed eating fried mermaid with his tuna fish sandwiches hadn’t gone over so well.

One little girl immediately left the debate in tears crying to her mother, “Ariel. Poor Ariel.”

A beautiful woman wearing a very short tight skirted cream coloured mini dress got up to ask a question.

“We have so many different people fighting to be heard in this country,” said the young woman, “I ask each candidate what can we do to bring about greater social intercourse within the United Kingdom?”.

Renfield immediately jumped in to answer the question with his tongue hanging out and panting in the direction of the beautiful young woman, “Did you just ask what we can do to bring about greater sexual intercourse in the United Kingdom?”.

“Social intercourse, you idiot,” Sherrielock Holmes admonished, “social intercourse.”

“Well we now know where my Transhumanist opponent’s mind is,” sitting incumbent British Conservative MP Agathor Christie quipped.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday May 28th
2017.
Woman Questioner At UK Campaign Debate
Questioner At Campaign Debate: Not quite the answer she was expecting from candidate Renfield

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4 Comments

  1. doesitevenmatter3 said,

    Ha! I for one ❀ love ❀ where Renfield's mind is! πŸ˜€
    Because mine is in the same place! πŸ˜›
    HUGS!!! πŸ™‚
    PS…How are you doing, Christopher?

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Ha! Ha! Yes, your mind is in the same place. πŸ˜€

      Well, Carolyn, I wish I had another smart phone. That way I could do more writing on the Net by using free wi-fi for my smart phone in coffee shops.

      Using public library computers, my time is limited to 2 hours a day.

      I wasn’t aware how much writing kept my depression under control.

      But ever since my iPhone was stolen off me while I slept on a mat in the homeless shelter back on January 3rd and my writing on the Net is now limited to 2 hours a day, it’s become more of a battle to keep my depression under control.

      • doesitevenmatter3 said,

        Aw. 😦
        Yes, I know writing IS good therapy. I wish you could do more writing.
        Don’t give up! It will work out for you to get another phone.
        (((HUGS))), prayers, best wishes.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Thanks, Carolyn.

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