Amorous Laetitia’s Motorcycle Ride
June 23, 2017 at 4:34 pm (Humour, International Intrigue, Mythology, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (Amorous Laetitia, Asmodeus, Isis, Nicole Bardot, Renfield R. Renfield, Vampiress Isis)
The Paris-based Egyptian vampiress Isis had been taking newly elected British MP Renfield R. Renfield on a motorcycle tour of the French countryside.
Renfield was bound to be successful in politics.
He had only been in office a week and already he was ignoring his constituents’ concerns and going off on an extravagant foreign trip.
This seemed to be the only issue on which politicians of the political left, politicians of the political right and politicians of the political center appeared to share mutual agreement.
Since Isis was a vampiress, they rode by night and slept by day.
Renfield and Isis were currently sleeping in a rustic rural French inn with their motorcycle parked outside.
The inn taverne door slammed and a rather large black cat stumbled outside.
The black cat was Amorous Laetitia who was the personal black cat and familiar to Hecate the Greek goddess of witchcraft.
Her mistress had recently been beheaded by genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee and then her head was eaten by the Norse wolf Fenrir.
As such, Laetitia to drown her sorrows had turned to her favourite liquid substance in a saucer- which was Bailey’s Irish Cream and not milk.
Laetitia had spent the evening drinking Bailey’s Irish Cream inside the taverna and when she exited very late in the morning, she spotted Isis’ motorcycle.
She hiccoughed and thought to herself that one thing about being a familiar to the goddess Hecate is you quickly learn how to hotwire a motorcycle.
She did so and sped down the open road.
Black Cat On A Chopper: A Poem
It’s really something to see- a black cat on a chopper
as tall tales go, you think I’m telling a whopper
but Amorous Laetitia rode down the road- not very straight
because the taverne waiter in refilling her Bailey’s was never late
Now it’s really not a very nice thing to drink and drive
as the bees thought when she crashed through their hive
now motorcycle gendarme Nicole Bardot was riding her police cycle
when she saw Laetitia speed past the statue of Saint Michael
She got on her cycle and rode
as Laetitia hit a toad
who was Asmodeus in disguise
the cat blinked her bleary red eyes
And soon the cat was in the village drunk tank
and Nicole Bardot found herself promoted in rank.
-A vampire novel chapter and poem
written by Christopher
Friday June 23rd 2017.
French motorcycle gendarme Nicole Bardot: Busted the black cat Amorous Laetitia for drinking Bailey’s Irish Cream and then stealing and driving a chopper motorcyle.
doesitevenmatter3 said,
June 26, 2017 at 1:42 am
Fun chapter and poem, C!
And, yes, Renfield will be succcessful in politics! He was born for the job! 😉 ;-D
HUGS!!! 🙂
Dracul Van Helsing said,
July 7, 2017 at 10:54 pm
Yes, Renfield was certainly born for the job of politician all right.
LOL ! 😂