Shiva Visits An Episcopalian Cathedral

July 13, 2017 at 5:52 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mystery, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, Religion, Science-Fiction, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Shiva Visits An Episcopalian Cathedral

Former MPs Agathor Christie and Magog Rhys Petley were on a trip to New York City together.

Both men had been defeated in their respective constituencies by candidates for the British Transhumanist Techno-Progressive Anti Bio-Conservative Party in the recent British general election.

Agathor Christie of the British Conservatives had been defeated in his rural English constituency of Tewkesbury In The Cotswolds by British Transhumanist Renfield R. Renfield (the former Chief of Security and Intelligence Gathering for Set Enterprises).

And Magog Rhys Petley of the British Labour Party had been defeated in his rural Welsh constituency of Newbridge by Transhumanist Morgana Fay Lee (who some people claimed was a vampiress and the niece of the Arthurian era sorceress Morgan Le Fay).

Since both men had two things in common- 1) both being defeated by British Transhumanists and 2) Both having an utter loathing for British Prime Minister Theresa May for calling a snap general election, the two men decided to go on a trip together to drown their respective sorrows.

Britain’s Sun tabloid newspaper had reported on the trip with the headline ELECTORAL DEFEAT MAKES STRANGE BEDFELLOWS.

Today Agathor Christie and Magog Rhys Petley were visiting the Episcopal Cathedral of Saint John The Divine in New York City which was the largest Anglican Cathedral in the world.

As they stood there looking up at the Rose Window, a strange looking fellow walked by.

“Say,” Magog nudged Agathor, “isn’t that the Hindu god Shiva?”.

“I believe it is,” Agathor put on his glasses and peered at the deity known as “The Destroyer” and “The Transformer” within the Hindu religion.

“What’s he doing in an Episcopal Cathedral?” Magog asked.

“Perhaps he’s becoming an Episcopalian,” Agathor replied.

“Shiva becoming an Episcopalian?” Magog was incredulous.

“Yes,” Agathor nodded.

“Gods don’t become Episcopalian,” retorted the atheistic Magog.

“They don’t become Catholic either,” Agathor reflected, “since Pope Francis says that there’s no Catholic god.”

. . .

Outside the CERN Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland, officials reported that the large statue of Shiva the Destroyer outside the Collider tunnel had come to life and disappeared.

. . .

Set Enterprises’ resident chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher was reading an article on how a Harvard University scientific research team had used the Crispr genome editing tool to insert a gif (five frames of a horse galloping) into the DNA of bacteria.

The gif was the image of a human hand and 5 frames of the horse Annie G captured in the late 19th Century by British pioneer photographer Eadweard Muybridge.

“Wow, inserting an image into DNA to allow it to pass down through generations,” Dr. Cadbury Rocher hit his head, “why didn’t I think of that before?”.

Dr. Cadbury Rocher decided to try this for himself.

For his image, he used a 5 minute YouTube video clip of the meeting between Russian President Vladimir Putin and U.S. President Donald Trump at last week’s G-20 summit in Hamburg Germany.

The clip not shown on any of the Fake News networks across the world showed the demon Asmodeus standing immediately behind the sitting Putin and sitting Trump and playing on his harmonica the musical melody to Lara’s Theme from the movie Doctor Zhivago.

Being the genius that Dr. Cadbury Rocher was, he was able to, in 5 minutes, insert the YouTube video into the DNA of bacteria what it took 5 days for the Harvard research team to do on their 5 frame gif.

He then put the bacteria in a sealed test tube and left it in the lab.

The Norse trickster god Loki, who had been hiding under a desk seeing what Dr. Cadbury Rocher was up to, decided to take the sealed test tube of bacteria and immediately teleported himself to the Western Wall on the Temple Mount in Jerusalem.

When he landed, he knocked over a tourist the Nibiruan ET gray Gali-Gula who was standing there taking pictures with his advanced extraterrestrial camera around his neck.

Loki then placed the sealed test tube of bacteria into one of the cracks in the Western Wall where people normally place prayer notes.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday July 13th
2017.

24 Comments

  1. shєrríє dє vαlєríα said,

    In 3 weeks, summer Holiday will start and I have the joy to have more time to write, to read and to come here. I really miss this place and to read you.

    I hope you are doing fine, Chris!
    God Bless you, my friend!

    I’ll see you later!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thanks, Sherrie.

      God bless you my friend.

      I’m doing well.

      Now that I’ve got an iPhone of my own, I can do more writing.

      I can write as much as I want whenever I want. 🙂

      Provided that my iPhone is fully charged of course. 😀

      • shєrríє dє vαlєríα said,

        Do you have Internet?
        Or do you go to some coffee Shops where they have free Wifi?
        It is good that you have now the least iPhone, Chris!

        So, tell me, how are you doing at the Moment?
        How is life going for you, if you don’t mind me asking?
        Did you find any place to rent?

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, I have Internet on my smart phone.

        The kind compassionate woman who bought me the new iPhone also bought me a year’s phone service as well.

        So if you want to phone me and chat for a few minutes sometime, I’ll email you my new phone number if you’d like.

        I remember when you finally found the time last year to phone me, that was the very week I was evicted from my Vancouver apartment and also when my mobile phone carrier canceled my service.

        Life seems to be going better for me at the moment now that I have an iPhone again. I can write and post whenever I want now.

        I’m on a waiting list at the place where I’m at to get into what’s called Community Housing.

        The rents there are very low and paid for by Alberta Social Services in my case.

        You live in a house with 3 other men and you have a room of your own with your own key to your room.

        Cable TV and Internet and free wi-fi are also included in the rent.

        So that will be pretty good when I can get in.

        I’m worried about my cataracts.

        But I’m going to google and see if there are any types of food I can eat or naturally remedies I can take that will prevent my cataracts from growing and affecting my eyesight.

  2. shєrríє dє vαlєríα said,

    My dearest, Chris.
    Yes, please do email me your number and when I contact you, we can write per WhatsApp or something.
    That would be nice.
    You can call me using WhatsApp for free and no payment needed. All you Need is an Internet Connection.
    That is how my Family overseas contacted me and they have no phone bills to worry about.
    I will write to you when I shall call you!
    Would love to hear your voice!

    😀

  3. Dracul Van Helsing said,

    Reblogged this on Dracul Van Helsing and commented:

    Here’s a vampire novel chapter I wrote back in 2017.

    It shows the interregnum period between the time Agathor Christie and Magog Rhys Petley served as British Members of Parliament and the time they opened up their own Private Eye office in London.

  4. Tanya said,

    You seem to be quite taken by the Hindu mythology 😬😬, Shiva visiting a cathedral, last I knew he was in Himalayas!!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      No doubt tripping over all the bodies of dead tourists that I recently read they leave on the path towards climbing the summit of Mount Everest since it would take too much effort to bring them down.

      • Tanya said,

        I know sounds horrible isn’t, the price of climbing up there, and the litter that’s affecting the peak!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, it’s really affecting the natural beauty of one of the Seven Natural Wonders of The World.

      • Tanya said,

        I know,

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Very sad.

      • Tanya said,

        Yep

  5. David Redpath said,

    That reminds me Dracul, several weeks
    back (when I wasn’t on the way to that place I didn’t mention) we drove past the Kailashnath Mahadev Statue. The
    world’s tallest statue of Shiva was still shaking a bit from the last aftershock.
    High above the Kathmandu Valley, Shiva
    has a god’s eye view of the destruction
    wrought by the recent earthquakes.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      That must have been quite the sight to see.

      • David Redpath said,

        Yes, Shiva did seem to have a destructive
        aspect on his face. The funny thing was, as
        we drove back past a few hours later, after
        delivering a Persian carpet to the Kopan
        Buddhist temple (often referred to as the Dream Monastery) it was gone!?
        The statue that is, not his face …
        I thought I must’ve been dreaming 😎🙏

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Is that true?

        Or were you smoking Canadian recreational cannabis at the time?

      • David Redpath said,

        There was plenty on offer in the markets
        of Kathmandu, but being a free-range
        anthropologist, I was there strictly on
        business … so no funny munchy business.
        Yes, that statue of Shiva was last seen
        heading down to the Kashmir border.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Where a lot of destruction may soon take place.

      • David Redpath said,

        That’ll put a big smile on Shiva’s face 🚀

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Watching nuclear missiles race.

      • David Redpath said,

        The Shiva seemed most curious about the successful launching of Dragon Space X ?

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That is curious that Shiva was so curious.

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