Set and The British Lord

July 28, 2017 at 4:47 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

Set and The British Lord

The billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was having dinner with a member of the British House of Lords in the dining room of The Royal Albert Club (the very same club back in the 1920s that Winston Churchill had unofficially met with members of British Intelligence to discuss the Egyptian billionaire’s connections with the rising Nazi movement in Germany).

The British Lord he was meeting with was Lord Leo of Panthera.

“So, how does the outlook look for Britain these days?” Set asked Lord Leo.

“Not so good,” Lord Leo eagerly bit into his veal brought to him by Isaiah the waiter, “it’s not a good thing for Britain to have a minority government just as we’re trying to negotiate Brexit.”

“Any possibility of a National Unity government forming?” Set asked as he bit into his Duck a l’ Orange.

“Some talk of it,” Lord Leo drank his coconut milk, “but not much. It’s said that Her Majesty the Queen has her own personal favourite that she’d like to see become Prime Minister in a national unity government.”

“Oh,” Set washed his duck down with a Bourgogne Pinot Noir, “and who might that be?”.

Leo paused in the middle of swallowing another slice of veal with his mouth agape in astonishment, “You mean to say you don’t know?”.

“No, I don’t,” Set was starting to feel like an errant schoolboy who had neglected to do his homework.

“Renfield R. Renfield the British Transhumanist MP for Tewkesbury In The Cotswolds,” Lord Leo replied.

“What?” Set spit out a mouthful of Bourgogne Pinot Noir far across the room that caused one gentleman’s Seafood Flambé to become even flambeier, “My former employee who still lives with me in my mansion?”.

“That’s right,” Lord Leo grinned through his glass of coconut milk.

“Wow,” Set finished the last of his duck, “it would be quite advantageous to me if Renfield were to become Prime Minister of Britain.”

“Excuse me, gentleman,” Isaiah the waiter approached them, “but there’s a fire in the house. We would appreciate it if you moved to the nearest fire exits.”

Set and Lord Leo moved quickly past the now burning out of control Seafood Flambé.

“Well done, thou good and faithful servant,” Poseidon the Greek god of the sea said to a lobster who perished in the Seafood Flambé that day.

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster woke up screaming in his salt water aquarium down at the Set Enterprises laboratories.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday July 28th
2017.

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4 Comments

  1. doesitevenmatter3 said,

    Hey, C!
    Great chapter! 🙂
    (Oh, I have been AWOL from WP…but, wanted you to know I am reading your blog posts that I missed! I am not commenting all of them…but I am reading…trying to catch up!)
    HUGS!!! 🙂

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thanks, Carolyn. 🙂

      I hope you’ve enjoyed what you’ve been reading so far. 😊

      • doesitevenmatter3 said,

        I have!
        I especially did not want to miss anything about Renfield! 🙂 He is one of my all-time-ever favorite characters! 🙂

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Renfield thanks you for that, Carolyn. 😀

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