Michelangelo and The Next Big News Story of 2017

July 30, 2017 at 5:58 pm (Commentary, Culture, Entertainment, Humour, News, Satire, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

Michelangelo and The Next Big News Story of 2017

Renfield R. Renfield asked Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster to once again use his psychic lobster antennae to see if he could pick up a news story from the future.

Renfield wondered what would be the next big news story of 2017?

Michelangelo raised his lobster antennae and tried to see what frequency he could pick up.

The frequency came through on the screen of the computer πŸ’» hooked up to Michelangelo’s antennae.

A news announcer’s voice came through on the screen, “Caitlyn Jenner made history today by publicly breastfeeding Kanye West in a Beverly Hills restaurant…”

Michelangelo then picked up a Twitter tweet from Donald Trump on the issue.

@RealDonaldTrump @Caitlyn_Jenner -Caitlyn, so disappointed in you. You’re putting dairy πŸ₯› farmers in Wisconsin out of business. Have you no shame? Have you no shame?

Renfield looked at the computer screen and sighed, “I’m sorry I asked that question.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday July 30th


  1. Hyperion said,

    Bwaaaa haaaa haaaa! Kanye later developed an allergy to silicone. The projectile flatulence was inbearable, he said. Meanwhile, Caitlyn Jenner was seen at Papa Wu’s laundromat carrying a blue dress with brown digestive stuff splattered all over the front. πŸ˜³πŸŽΆπŸ’¨

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      ROTFLMFAO ! πŸ˜‚

      These blue dresses πŸ‘— always seem to find themselves in trouble.

      They’re always having to get stains off of them. πŸ’¨

  2. doesitevenmatter3 said,

    HA!!! *snort*!!! πŸ˜›

    Hey, Renfield…these days I’m afraid to ask such a question. πŸ˜€
    HUGS!!! πŸ™‚

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