Kim Jong-un and Lord Byron Jennings Plan For World Conquest
Kim Jong-un and Lord Byron Jennings Plan For World Conquest
Sitting over the game board of Risk: The Game of Global Domination in a room that overlooked the Persian Zoroastrian demon Ahriman blest Greek god Hephaestus built intercontinental ballistic missiles of Kim Jong-un, the North Korean 🇰🇵 dictator Kim Jong-un and his British House of Lords member Maoist Communist adviser Lord Byron Jennings were planning world conquest as the Greek god Ares stood outside playing the theme music 🎶 from the movie Dr. Strangelove on his violin 🎻.
Kim Jong-un was looking pleased as the fortune paper slip in his fortune cookie said You shall triumph over the man with the weird looking toupee.
Kim took this as a good sign as he drank his green tea 🍵 and Lord Byron Jennings sipped on his Manhattan cocktail 🍸.
Kim grinned beatifically at Lord Byron Jennings and asked, “So, how shall we begin this game of world conquest?”.
“First we take Manhattan,” Lord Byron sipped his drink, “and then we take Berlin.”
Outside 99 luftballons were sent into the air.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday August 11th
2017.
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