Emmanuel Macron’s Make-up

August 25, 2017 at 5:34 pm (Comedy, Geopolitics and International Relations, Humour, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

Emmanuel Macron’s Make-up

Amadeus Emanon was sitting in the living room of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s colossal west London mansion.

Sitting across from him was the world famous London dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes who was now the new Chief of Security 🚨 and Intelligence Gathering for Set Enterprises having replaced Renfield R. Renfield (who had recently been elected MP to the British Parliament).

Sherrielock was dressed in a white blouse, black leather mini skirt, black fishnet pantyhose and red spiked stiletto high-heeled shoes 👠 expecting a client for her dominatrix services.

She had told Amadeus that the anonymous client was a recently fired member of the Trump White House so Amadeus figured that the person could be any number of a 1000 people.

Renfield himself was still down at Westminster having told Amadeus that he was busy doing work on behalf of his constituents.

Amadeus figured that it was more likely that Renfield was cavorting with high price London call girls down in his Parliamentary office and charging it to his Parliamentary expense account.

Renfield being the unique politician he was had found a way of screwing the British taxpayer in more ways than one at the same time.

Amadeus, reading the newspaper, remarked to Sherrielock Holmes, “I see Emmanuel Macron since he became President of France 🇫🇷 has spent more than 26,000 Euros (£24,000) on make-up since he took office in May of this year.”

At that moment the ghost of the late American writer Truman Capote entered the room (Capote’s ghost being one of many now wandering the earth since the ancient Egyptian god Thoth’s entry into this current spatial/temporal dimension).

Commented Capote on the news story Amadeus had just been reading, “I gueth President Macron wanted to look pretty for when Donald Trump held his hand at the Bastille Day Parade.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday August 25th


  1. doesitevenmatter3 said,

    Love Mr. Capote! Good to see him make an appearance! He always had an interesting take on life and goings-ons! 🙂
    HUGS!!! 🙂

  2. Sabiscuit said,

    I was sceptical of that report because clearly, some obvious questions needed to be asked. Did the makeup arrive with a makeup artist? And was it applied to his own skin or did he apply it to his pet cat? The Republic has been in quite a state since I was in graduate school (circa 2004). No amount of Dior or Chanel fond de teint can fix it or those large pores (I checked). In summary, £24,000 on makeup is wasted if the underlying structure is not well looked after.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      You studied in France?


      I’d love to have studied in France.

      I’d forgotten all about Macron wearing make-up until you commented on this 3-year-old post.

      I imagine a lot of mascara has flowed under the bridge since then.

      • Sabiscuit said,

        The white rabbit led me to the post. I like diving into the labyrinth. I went to graduate school in Australia, where most of my friends and roommates were French. Luck of the draw, as they were quite politically savvy. One was a Harvard trained lawyer and son of a well-known politician. So, I had lots of different perspectives while the news was playing on telly.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That white rabbit is always leading people astray. 🐰

      • Sabiscuit said,

        That’s on brand for you, Dracul. xo

      • Sabiscuit said,

        I should point out that the tuition at La Sorbonne is very low. You could do graduate studies there but I recommend applying directly and not through an agent, as they will charge you a mint.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I remember one of my friends in High School took his Master’s Degree in Political Science at the Sorbonne.

      • Sabiscuit said,

        Good. You can study whatever you want.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, I hear they offer a lot of courses there.

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