Boxing and The Supernatural
Boxing and The Supernatural
Dracul Van Helsing was sitting in a London sports bar with the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec and the Venezuelan vampiress Francesca Chavez.
Renfield R. Renfield MP had come into the bar to watch the Conor McGregor vs. Floyd Mayweather Fight.
When he saw Dracul with the two elegantly dressed vampiresses, he turned around and left.
“I refuse to be around any ménage a trois where I’m not part of the ménage or the trois,” Renfield remarked bitterly as he walked out the door.
Dracul meanwhile was reading up about Conor McGregor’s sudden breakthrough into UFC fighting on a night in Sweden back in 2013.
And now here McGregor was in his first professional boxing 🥊 match.
He looked at McGregor’s picture and then thought of an email that Peter Whitstable the Fox Mulder of Interpol had sent him 8 years ago.
Here’s the background to that Whitstable email 8 years ago:
http://thevampiresamurai.blogspot.ca/2009/07/gordon-black-donnelly.html?m=1
Dracul told Qonzilqointec and Francesca about that email.
“So, what do you think?” Qonzilqointec asked Dracul, “Do you think this McGregor is Donelly?”.
“Yes, do you?” Francesca asked, “and if he is, that means he has boxed before.”
“I don’t know,” Van Helsing shrugged, “but it makes for an interesting story.”
Unbeknownst to the ménage a trois trio, French President Emmanuel Macron (on a private incognito visit to London) was sitting in the booth behind them listening to what they were saying.
He quickly exited and ran from the sports bar back to his hotel to pour some Grecian Formula on his hair as his hair had suddenly turned gray.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday August 26th
2017.
Dracul Van Helsing 
doesitevenmatter3 said,
August 28, 2017 at 2:12 pm
Ha! Great chapter, C!
And my poor Renfield! 😉 😀
HUGS!!! 🙂
Dracul Van Helsing said,
August 28, 2017 at 2:26 pm
Yes, Renfield is anxious to be part of a menage a trois himself. 😉