Hillary Clinton and The Magic Mirror On The Wall

September 14, 2017 at 5:37 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, News, Politics) (, , , )

Hillary Clinton and The Magic Mirror On The Wall

One of Hillary Clinton’s witch friends had a magic mirror on the wall that was able to correctly answer any question.

Hillary, having written her book called What Happened in which she blamed everyone and everything except for the kitchen sink (well actually she did include the kitchen sink!) for her electoral defeat, had decided to ask the magic mirror who was the one primarily responsible for her devastating defeat.

She went over to the magic mirror on the wall and asked,

Mirror mirror on the wall,
who was the one most responsible
for my electoral defeat last fall?

Was it the FBI’s James Comey,
the Russians,
Green Party candidate Jill Stein,
Bernie Sanders (for having the audacity to run against me in the primaries)…

Mirror mirror on the wall,
who was the one most responsible
for my electoral defeat last fall?

Having asked the question, she awaited the answer as the mirror glass turned to mist and fog.

Then the fog cleared and Hillary looked at the image that was the answer.

“What the Hell? What’s my own image doing reflecting back at me?” Hillary shrieked as the mirror cracked.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday September 14th
2017.

5 Comments

  1. Hillary Clinton and the Magic Mirror— | By the Mighty Mumford said,

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  2. awmaynard802 said,

    I always knew it was herself, because (1) Bernie on her tail every time they were together (2) The way she acted around some reporters…

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes she always came across as quite arrogant and condescending- definitely not a surefire way to win voters.

  3. hocuspocus13 said,

    Yes…

    When you look in the mirror you see the real person you are looking back at you…

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