An Aztec Vampiress, A London Car Show and The Tesla Particle Death Beam

September 21, 2017 at 3:35 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, Romance, Science-Fiction, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec in her research on the subject discovered that only the Nikola Tesla Particle Death Beam would be capable of destroying the Caribbean Sea kraken Uhluhtc.

And she discovered that the Tesla Particle Death Beam was an accessory on British sanity challenged scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s new self-driving electric car The Rocher Le Pied de Hermes which was now on display at a car show in London, England.

The self-driving Rocher Le Pied de Hermes electric car had been given its first test this past spring (Please read for details of how that test went).

Dr. Rocher had drastically improved his self-driving electric car since that disastrous first test.

He had also added a new feature to the Rocher Le Pied de Hermes self-driving electric car at the suggestion of Renfield R. Renfield (now a British Member of Parliament).

Renfield’s suggestion was for what he called a Car Owner’s Road Rage Anger Management Button.

And it was this little feature which incorporated the Tesla Particle Death Beam.

If some obnoxious other driver or a car horn pissed off the self-driving electric car’s owner, the owner or even a passenger could push the Car Owner’s Road Rage Anger Management Button

The Car Owner’s Road Rage Anger Management Button had arrows surrounding it and depending on which arrowly direction the Road Rage Anger Management Button was pushed, it would fire a Tesla Particle Death Beam either in front, either side of or the back of the vehicle and disintegrate the offending other vehicle and obnoxious driver (to say nothing of the passengers) into sweet oblivion.

Qonzilqointec enlisted the help of Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing in stealing the Tesla Particle Death Beam off the vehicle at the London car show.

Qonzilqointec plans to commit Grand Auto Theft with Dracul Van Helsing at the London Car Show

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday September 21st


  1. Adnama72Blog said,

    They just get better. I love the anticipation of each instalment. Like favourite drama on tv being only on Monday that intensity of suspense. And I saw the photo. Love the blue colour.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, it was watching the American day time soap opera Days of Our Lives for a while back in the mid-90s where each episode had a cliff hanger ending that I got the idea of cliff hanger endings for my vampire novel chapters.

      • Adnama72Blog said,

        It works.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, it does.

      • Adnama72Blog said,

        How are you?

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,


        I noticed your blog doesn’t seem to show up on my iPhone for some reason so I’m unable to read the post you wrote about your dad.

      • Adnama72Blog said,

        No problem. Was just saying how much I Miss him, the Dad I knew most of my Life before he got ill from drink. What a good Dad, Friend, Teacher, confidant. How I looked up to him.

  2. janowrite said,

    And MP Renfield represents Whitby? πŸ™‚

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Renfield R. Renfield represents a constituency called Tewkesbury In The Cotswolds. I don’t know if there’s an actual constituency called that but my dad and I enjoyed staying in the town of Tewkesbury during 2 of our 3 trips to England so that’s why I chose that town’s constituency for Renfield.

      But Renfield R. Renfield would have been good at the Synod of Whitby in 664 AD when the Celtic and Anglo-Saxon Churches in southern Britain united and created what would become the Church of England. πŸ™‚

      • janowrite said,

        So glad to know it’s in the Cotswolds, I lived in a village near Oxford and visited there often. Love the idea of R being at Whitby for the Synod – for so many reasons. There’s a story for you! πŸ™‚

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Which village near Oxford would that be?

        The man who was our personal tour guide of England on 2 of our 3 trips to England was a retired clergyman and a retired Oxford history don Canon John Bryan.

        But I remember when we visited England in 1993, he took us on a tour of his old alma mater πŸ‘¨β€πŸŽ“ Oxford University and we stayed overnight in a B and B in a village near Oxford but I forget the name.

        Yes, I’ll have to someday have a chapter where Serena the time traveler (another of my novel’s characters) takes Renfield back in time to the Synod of Whitby. πŸ™‚

      • janowrite said,

        I lived in Cuddesdon, and attended the theological college there and Oxford University. It was a wonderful experience! You may have been in Cuddesdon – or Wheatley or Garsington, which were nearby. All charming and historic. Your journeys sound wonderful as does your guide!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, our journeys and our guide were wonderful.

        None of those village names ring a bell as far as the B and B goes.

        But I have heard of Cuddesdon.

        An Anglican priest from New Zealand πŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ who came to live in Canada πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ that our family knew Father Lloyd Gedge (his daughter Pauline wrote an excellent series of historical novels about ancient Egypt) studied at Cuddesdon Theological College.

      • janowrite said,

        It’s a small world. I’ve experienced lots of synchronicity around the Cuddesdon connection. πŸ™‚

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, it is a small world.

        I was recently exchanging comments with my one of my new WordPress readers and fellow bloggers OrvilleWrong (his WP user name) and I happened to mention as a teenager, I had taken a couple of drama workshops under the great actor John Neville who was then the artistic director of the Citadel Theatre in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.

        And Malcolm (his real first name) mentioned that he lives in Nottingham and that Mr. Neville was the artistic director of The Nottingham Playhouse for a number of years.

      • janowrite said,

        What are the odds? Love it!

  3. orvillewrong said,

    What can I say, the plot thickens!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      The plot thickens and the trail of sexy and beautiful looking vampiresses grows leading Malcolm to put on his top hat and grab his walking stick and follow. πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜€

  4. orvillewrong said,

    I noticed that you mentioned Whitby, I go there on my pilgrimage at least once a year I used to go twice to the gothic festival but can’t now due to work commitments. it is such a beautiful place.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Sadly Whitby is one place my dad and I never made it to on our 3 trips to Britain.

      But someday I’d like to visit there and see for myself the town that is considered the birthplace for Bram Stoker’s novel Dracula.

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