Dracul Van Helsing Meets The Norse Goddess Freya

September 25, 2017 at 3:27 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

The results of the German national election were in.

German Chancellor Angela Merkel had won a 4th term in office.

But the far-right ultra-nationalist AfD (Alternative fur Deutschland) came in 3rd place in the number of seats they won in the German Bundestag.

The Norse goddess Freya knew this would amount to trouble.

Already the Germanic god Wotan (whose Norse name was Odin) was making plans with the grey wolf formerly known as Adolf to take advantage of AfD’s surprising showing.

Ever since the bloodshed unleashed by German leaders Kaiser Wilhelm II and Fuhrer Adolf Hitler during the 20th Century, Freya thought of herself as more a Norse goddess rather than a Germanic goddess.

Today she would be meeting with vampire hunter and MI-6 agent Dracul Van Helsing to discuss the German election result and AfD’s showing.

Given his background in investigating matters supernatural and paranormal, Dracul would take note of Freya’s knowledge of the dark supernatural forces involved in AfD’s upsurge in popularity among the German electorate.

Plus Dracul Van Helsing was friends with British Transhumanist MP Renfield R. Renfield believed to be Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II’s most favoured choice to become Prime Minister should a National Unity coalition government be formed in the Westminster Parliament.

Freya sat there waiting for him.

Dracul Van Helsing approached.

“Are you ready to get started?” Freya asked.

“Yes,” Dracul answered, “but only if you take me over your knee and spank me first.”

“All right,” Freya adjusted her gray mini dress for she had been expecting this request, “lay across my skirt and I’ll spank you.”

She had heard that Dracul had made this request of other goddesses and vampiresses before entering into delicate negotiations.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday September 25th


  1. Orvillewrong said,

    Hi Christopher,
    Intriguing as always!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thanks very much, Malcolm. 🙂

      Would you like me to get the phone number of the Norse goddess Freya for you as well? 😉

  2. Jessica Triepel said,

    How very progressive.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      The rise of the AfD or the kinky sex habits of contemporary MI-6 agents? 😉

      • Jessica Triepel said,

        Afd. I live in Germany. Don’t have a problem with afd. It’s not so extreme as the media wants people to think. There are very real problems here that the establishment parties refuse to address, and the AfD has the guts to speak up. I heard the SPD wanted to form a coalition with them, mainly to keep CDU in check.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        The news media in Canada is quite hysterical about their rise. They think they’re the Nazis reincarnated.

        If AfD’s purpose is to keep out Islamist extremists who want to impose their savage barbaric Sharia law all over Europe, I’m all for them.

      • Jessica Triepel said,

        Yes, they are doing the same in Germany. All over Europe, what is being labelled far right and fascist is just the kind of right wing types who want to preserve their national identity, culture and values against the onslaught of extremism that has brought horrible violence all over Europe.
        So, yeah, I’m all for it, too, if they stick to their principles.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, preserving European culture is important against the Islamist onslaught.

        It’s too bad the current Pope doesn’t see it that way.

        The previous Pope Benedict XVI recognized the problem but unfortunately there’s now a Latin American Marxist Liberation Theology type sitting in the Vatican in Francis.

        And Liberation Theoligians have always been somewhat dense when it comes to understanding Islam.

        To say nothing of being somewhat dense when it comes to understanding the true nature of Marxism as well.

      • Jessica Triepel said,

        I heard a rumour he’s part of the Knight’s Templar.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, I’ve heard that rumour too.

        I don’t know whether he is or not.

        I wrote a couple of vampire novel chapters where a group of Vampiric Knights-Templar take over the Vatican and Francis doesn’t do much to stop them.



      • Jessica Triepel said,

        OK, cool! I’ll have a look. Need to find some reading time!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Thanks. 🙂

      • Jessica Triepel said,

        I’m all for the kinky agents… Girls really do have dirty minds, don’t ever let them tell you otherwise. What they aren’t telling is far kinkier than anything you’ll even hear them confess.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That’s great to hear since I’m all for kinkiness myself.😀

      • Jessica Triepel said,

        😂 what did Marcy say in married with children about kinky sex? “The way they like it, and the way we need it.”

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        You’re a fan of Married With Children as welll?

        Gosh, I miss Al Bundy and all his antics. 😂

      • Jessica Triepel said,

        You bet! Grew up with it. I’ve got a bunch of the seasons. Ever seen Dutch?

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        No, I’ve never seen Dutch.

      • Jessica Triepel said,

        Ah, you’re missing out! The guy who played Al Bundy plays the lead.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I’ll have to watch it sometime. 🙂

      • Jessica Triepel said,

        You should! I wish I could buy it here.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I wonder if they even sell it anywhere.

        I gather it was a lousy movie.

        They don’t often sell bad movies- unless they’re so bad, they’re good in their own way- like Attack of the Killer Tomatoes or any of Ed Wood Jr. ‘s movies.

      • Jessica Triepel said,

        No, it was a good movie, but that was 80s or 90s. I live in Germany, and can’t get it here. I think I can order it from the UK, but was too expensive. Anyway, it was stupid or anything. Kinda a serious story but with a touch of comedy.

      • Jessica Triepel said,

        Sorry, I meant to write it wasn’t stupid!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I should see if I can track it down here. 🙂

      • Jessica Triepel said,

        I bet you can if you are in Canada. Try Amazon.

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