Donald Trump and The Nostradamus Painting

October 2, 2017 at 5:36 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Donald Trump and The Nostradamus Painting

Donald Trump had recently been scolded by both his wife Melania and his daughter Ivanka for tweeting state secrets in public on Twitter.

They threatened to bring in world famous London dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes into the Oval Office unless he started behaving.

So now the Trumpster was on the telephone ☎️ speaking to his U. S. Secretary of State Rex Tillerson rather than tweeting to him.

Meanwhile North Korean despot Kim Jong-un had ordered his scientists and engineers to go full speed ahead on the Hermit Kingdom’s nuclear program since it was obvious that the blowhard in the U.S. Oval Office wasn’t interested in a peaceful diplomatic solution to the crisis on the Korean Peninsula.

“I’m having Chicken πŸ— Testicles for lunch,” Trump harrumphed before putting the phone down.

One of his aides stood by the President’s desk shaking in his boots.

“Who the Hell are you?” Trump asked the aide.

“I’m the aide who replaced the aide you fired yesterday who replaced the aide you fired the day before who replaced…”

“All right, all right, don’t get your panties in a knot!” Trump shouted, “Little did I know when I ran for President, that each day in the Oval Office would be like an episode of The Apprentice where I’m saying to somebody, ‘You’re fired!’. What the Hell do you want anyway?”.

“Remember that oil painting by the seer Nostradamus that you got your daughter Ivanka to track down through that London art gallery dealer Dashwood Forrest?” The aide asked.

“The one that prophesied an Islamist terrorist attack on the Vatican,” Trump ran his fingers through his hair and a miniature red spider monkey πŸ’ fell out, “the one that I gave as a gift 🎁 to Pope Francis earlier this year?”.

“Yes, well our DARPA computers have determined that the date Nostradamus prophesied for the attack is less than 2 weeks away,” said the aide, “Do you think we should warn Pope Francis?”

Trump shrugged his red spider monkey dandruff off his shoulders, “Why should we? It’s Pope Francis.”

Trump returned to Twitter where he tweeted more nasty remarks about the mayor of San Juan Puerto Rico πŸ‡΅πŸ‡·.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday October 2nd
2017.

7 Comments

  1. Orvillewrong said,

    Bang up to date – Perfect

  2. Adnama72Blog said,

    Fabulous. 😁

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thanks very much, Amanda.

      • Adnama72Blog said,

        You are Welcome πŸ‘§

      • Adnama72Blog said,

        I’ve just added my most recent Adnama, and Alex, post.

  3. shreyasukrity said,

    Awesome. πŸ™‚

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