Conflict With The Sire of Abaddon
Conflict With The Sire of Abaddon
The Mossad agent they called The Controller of The Golem was swimming in the Mediterranean Sea waters off the coast of Tel Aviv.
Swimming alongside him was his new found friend Miranda the Mermaid.
The Controller in his right hand held what looked to be a harpoon.
But it was a special type of harpoon.
A harpoon invented by his friend the noted British scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher (Dr. Rocher had brought the Controller of The Golem back from the dead after his glass of Scotch whisky had been poisoned with polonium-210 administered by the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith).
The harpoon fired a Nikola Tesla Particle Death Beam- the only force capable of destroying a sea kraken.
And Miranda had recently found out that the mermaid goddess Atargatis had raised the eastern Mediterranean Sea kraken Sire of Abaddon to destroy Israel.
And now Sire of Abaddon was swimming underwater heading straight for Israel 🇮🇱.
Nathan (The Controller’s real first name) fired the harpoon.
But sadly the Tesla Particle Death Beam missed.
An angry tentacle shot out from the kraken Sire of Abaddon and proceeded to strangle Nathan.
Using all her strength, Miranda the mermaid managed to free Nathan from the kraken Sire of Abaddon’s tentacled grasp and drag him back to shore.
There Miranda had to hold back a thousand tears as she administered CPR to her beloved Nathan.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday October 7th
2017.
Dracul Van Helsing 
George F. said,
October 7, 2017 at 10:02 pm
I was unaware that a Tesla Particle Death Beam COULD miss! Oh well. Learn something every day on WordPress.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
October 8, 2017 at 5:46 pm
My ex-DARPA friend Daniel still hasn’t trained Jefferey the Otter to fire the Tesla Particle Death Beam correctly.
And so far those videos of Jefferey barking and firing at the same time are the only ones available on YouTube.
Even an astute intelligence agency like Mossad needs better material to work with.
George F. said,
October 8, 2017 at 7:59 pm
AI should aim. Eliminate human error.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
October 8, 2017 at 8:28 pm
It was actually otter error.
An otter named Jefferey who’s used in many DARPA experiments.
The first subject in the Staring At Goats 🐐 psychic experiment.
An experiment that only worsened and exacerbated Jefferey’s already heavy drinking problem.
George F. said,
October 8, 2017 at 9:33 pm
LOL!
Hyperion said,
October 8, 2017 at 6:13 pm
Oh yes, the Tesla Particle Death Beam was set aside as a major offensive weapon when we discovered it could be greatly diverted by high energy positive charged particle beams using bremsstrahlung effect. Imagine our surprise when the beam was fired at a distant target during a demonstration and it went straight for the positive battery terminal on the Director of Science and Technology’s classic 1926 Silver Ghost Rolls-Royce. Needless to say our research budget took a big hit.
George F. said,
October 8, 2017 at 7:59 pm
LOL!
Dracul Van Helsing said,
October 8, 2017 at 8:23 pm
ROTFLMFAO ! 😊, Daniel.
Orvillewrong said,
October 8, 2017 at 1:13 am
Fascinating!
Dracul Van Helsing said,
October 8, 2017 at 5:48 pm
Thanks, Malcolm. 🙂
Adnama72Blog said,
October 8, 2017 at 2:06 am
Brilliant, Tesla particle Death beam.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
October 8, 2017 at 5:49 pm
Thanks, Amanda. 🙂
Adnama72Blog said,
October 8, 2017 at 8:55 pm
You are Welcome. 👧
Adnama72Blog said,
October 8, 2017 at 8:56 pm
Have you seen mine? Dark night on Devils Island
Adnama72Blog said,
October 8, 2017 at 8:56 pm
The photo is a watercolour painted and edited to catch mood