Friday The 13th: 13th October
Friday the 13th: 13th October
Cardinal JM approached Pope Francis with the shocking news.
An ancient Canaanite Vampiress Priestess of Baal, six Vampiric Knights-Templar, a Headless Horseman with a Jack O’ Lantern pumpkin head riding a zombie black horse who kept singing a silly song from an early 1960s American TV comedy Mr. Ed the Talking Horse and a giant black cat who was wearing a hockey goalie 🥅 mask that she couldn’t seem to get off her head had taken over the Vatican without a shot being fired.
“What do they want?” Pope Francis asked wearily.
“They want to be put in charge of training the papal Swiss Guards,” Cardinal JM replied.
“Well, who am I to judge?” Pope Francis took out a nail file and started to file his fingernails.
Outside in Saint Peter’s Square, a lone figure stood out in the middle of the square and said while looking up at the dome of Saint Peter’s Basilica, “Jacques de Molay, thou art avenged.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday October 13th
2017.
Dracul Van Helsing 
Orvillewrong said,
October 13, 2017 at 2:56 pm
I’m certain Jacques de Molay is justly proud!
Dracul Van Helsing said,
October 13, 2017 at 3:01 pm
Very proud indeed. 😀
Adnama72Blog said,
October 13, 2017 at 3:29 pm
They get better. Have you seen any of mine?
Dracul Van Helsing said,
October 13, 2017 at 3:56 pm
No there are certain new blogs on WP that I’ve never been able to see for some reason.
Possibly gremlins that WP put in new blogs until they get the kinks worked out.
Adnama72Blog said,
October 13, 2017 at 4:08 pm
Oh, that is odd?
Hyperion said,
October 14, 2017 at 5:01 pm
Well, I think during the reign of the current Pope, there will be no crusades to worry about. And if Jaques Molay can come back after a bit of magic mushroom and vampire assistance, he could put that Swiss Guard to work building a new and better Templar. Hopefully one that can read and write.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
October 14, 2017 at 5:07 pm
Exactly.
And an honest Templar as well.
Which means they’ll have to get out of banking.
Which is what caused their downfall in the first place.
Yes, it’s interesting how bankers have always been considered satanic in every generation.
From the Knights-Templar of the Middle Ages to the Rothschilds and the Rockefellers being considered the leaders of the modern Illuminati today.
Hyperion said,
October 14, 2017 at 5:10 pm
Yes, they became the very best international corporation and since all have tried to emulate them as opposed to emolate. Money being the root of all evil has never worked out for religious orders and American Televangelists.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
October 14, 2017 at 5:23 pm
Very true.
Like when lightning struck Oral Roberts’ TV tower when some racetrack owner gave Roberts money the time Roberts said he needed this money – otherwise God would call him home.
Roberts’ TV signal was knocked off the air following the lightning strike.
Hyperion said,
October 14, 2017 at 5:31 pm
Ah yes, I remember that stunt. Then there was Jim Baker who went to prison for bilking his faithful followers out of millions while his wife, Tammy Fay claimed God instructed her to make her face look like a raccoon with expensive makeup purchased with donation funds. Jim became a prostitute in prison and Tammy Fay succumbed to lead and pidgeon poop poisoning from knockoff Elizabeth Taylor cosmetics from China. Was Renfield involved by any chance?
Dracul Van Helsing said,
October 14, 2017 at 6:20 pm
Renfield wasn’t genetically cloned and created in a lab until 2005 when he emerged fully grown as an adult shapeshifing hamster/human ready to take on and eliminate the trash of civilizations everywhere.
Otherwise, Renfield probably would have been involved.
It was stealing a lock of hair that belonged to Napoleon on December 2nd 2004 (the 200th Anniversary of his being crowned Emperor of the French) which was the final touch of DNA necessary for the creation of Renfield.
All that was recorded in a vampire novel now sadly lost to history (when the Journalspace blogging site computers crashed in December 2008 losing all blogs and I stupidly hadn’t backed up any of my material).
Hyperion said,
October 14, 2017 at 9:35 pm
Maybe Renfield caused that crash of 2008 to hide his origins from inquiring eligible bachelorettes.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
October 15, 2017 at 7:44 am
Very likely. 😂
I hear if Renfield gets a message from an eligible bachelorette, he asks her to send him a photograph of her in the nude standing alongside a tiger or polar bear to see if she’s up to the task.
Hyperion said,
October 15, 2017 at 12:46 pm
Waaa haaaa haaaa! Only the strongest Tigers or Polar Bears survive.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
October 15, 2017 at 7:03 pm
Yes,the poor tigers and polar bears are paid extra money for danger pay.
Sadly the photographers aren’t able to add the credits used at the end of movies, “No animals were harmed in the making of this.”