I’m Taking A Break Off WordPress For A Week To 10 Days

October 15, 2017 at 8:15 pm (Life, News, Personal essays, Vampire novel) (, , , )

I’m Taking A Break Off WordPress For A Week To 10 Days

To all my friends, readers and fellow bloggers, I’m just letting you know that I’m taking a break off WordPress for the next week to 10 days.

I have been continuously blogging since January 4th of this year- which is probably the longest spell I’ve spent continuously blogging but now I’m starting to feel the growing pangs of writer’s burnout.

So I’m taking a week to 10 days off WP so I can re-charge my batteries as it were.

I’ll read your comments and blogs when I get back. πŸ™‚

But seeing as how Renfield R. Renfield seems to be the favourite character in my vampire novel for a lot of people (including myself), I’ll leave you with some samples of how Renfield spent his day today:

Renfield received a note from Dr. Cadbury Rocher on how today October 15th 2017 was the 100th Anniversary of the execution of the famous femme fatale World War I spy Mata Hari.

So today to celebrate the occasion, Dr. Rocher had genetically cloned Mata Hari.

20 years ago, the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set had hired a trio of unemployed jewel thieves to steal Mata Hari’s head from the Paris Museum of Anatomy.

The head had been in Set Enterprises’ possession ever since and using DNA from the head, Dr. Rocher had successfully created a fully grown adult female clone.

As for Renfield’s own activities, he had hacked into a meeting of those anarcho-Communists who called themselves Antifa who were meeting in a city in the U.S. and played on the projector in the room where they were meeting that 3 minute 13 second clip from the 1972 movie Cabaret where the Hitler youth starts singing Tomorrow Belongs To Me and hundreds of Germans stand up and join in the singing.

Then in another U.S. city, a group of Neo-Nazis and Ku Klux Klansmen were meeting. Renfield hacked into their projector and started playing a video of Martin Luther King’s I Have A Dream speech.

Lastly Renfield examined a female sex robot that Dr. Cadbury Rocher had just created.

The robotic female looked ultra-realistic, ultra-human, ultra beautiful and ultra sexy.

She was also dressed in a sexy outfit- a corset and leather mini skirt which could easily be removed.

The female robot even had a realistic feeling vagina.

The only thing was when a potential sex partner hit the robotic clitoris with a certain part of his anatomy, this would spring a built-in beaver trap in the vagina that would automatically clang on top of that person’s anatomical part.

Renfield put the female sex robot in a box and then had the box courier delivered to Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein. The tag outside the box read A Special Gift Just For You.

-A personal essay
and vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday October 15th


  1. Christine Valentor said,

    Have a good break!

  2. righteousbruin9 said,

    Three grand examples of karma. Have a fine rest!

  3. George F. said,

    Go suck some blood…and return youthful, invigorated and ready to write!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thanks, George. πŸ™‚

      I’m sure that if I find a sexy Vampiress much like those I write about in my novels, I will return much invigorated. πŸ˜ƒ

      • George F. said,

        True dat! Leave a final comment on my latest blog post before you go. I’ll cherish it until you return!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I’ll do that. πŸ™‚

  4. Orvillewrong said,

    Wonderful as always, have a great break you will be sadly missed !

  5. Adnama72Blog said,

    You never fail to deliver, Brilliant. Have a Lovely refreshing Break. To quote Orvillewrong. You will be Missed, but it is much needed. We will be here and I know the wait will be worth it. You will return with Brilliance. For now go rest.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thanks, Amanda. πŸ™‚

      • Adnama72Blog said,

        You are Welcome have a nice break. πŸ–‘β˜Ίhopefully see hear from you refreshed when you return.

  6. doesitevenmatter3 said,

    Enjoy your break!
    We will miss you!!! 😦
    PS…I imagine Renfield will have some more adventures you can tell us about when you both return here! πŸ˜€

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thanks, Carolyn. πŸ™‚

      Yes, I imagine Renfield will have plenty of exploits when he returns. πŸ˜‰

  7. Aak fictionspawn said,

    The robots that will conquer the world… Have a great vacation!

  8. Natasha Pea said,

    Ahahaha! Great, as always. This made me laugh while I’m riding on a train.

  9. Madame Vintage said,

    I shall await for your arrival in due time when you are ready to welcome us back with your presence. Be well and I hope you have a nice break away. Sometimes we all need a little recharging.

    Sincerely Sonea

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thanks very much, Sonea. πŸ™‚

      I didn’t realize how much in need of a break I was until I took some time off.

      It was like a huge weight was lifted off my shoulders.

      I realize now I was really pushing myself to write since January 4th of this year and I was going at it full guns.

      I may even take a bit longer than a week to 10 days now to return.

      It looks like I’ll be moving into a new place next month and of course there’s always a lot of hassles when one moves.

      So it may be a while before I’m back on WordPress.

      Good luck with writing your riveting movie reviews.

      I always look forward to reading them.



      • Madame Vintage said,

        I completely understand. I had forcibly and suddenly taken a leave if absence after falling this sick but I’ve come to realise I cannot push myself to the limits of causing mental stress as well as the physical now. It is nice to write but it seems my time spent here will be sparce too.

        Moving to a new place is stressful indeed and redo you deserve the much awaited break you’re entitled to. You’re a wonderful supportive and dedicated person so thank you for your warm hearted words. I wish you all the best who moving and I hope you’ll be able to rest soon enough. Much love.

        Sincerely Sonea

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Thank you very much, Sonea ❀️.

        Moving is indeed very stressful.

        Writing is what I do.

        But like all jobs, you do need a break now and again.

        Thanks again for your support and your words of encouragement.

        Much love,


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  11. Scarletpiper said,

    Have fun!!!

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