Halloween 2017: 500th Anniversary of Protestant Reformation

October 31, 2017 at 8:03 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, News, Religion, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Halloween 2017: 500th Anniversary of Protestant Reformation

South African witch doctor Dr. Sterling Makabo was walking the streets of Wittenberg Germany on the 500th Anniversary of the Protestant Reformation’s beginning.

Dr. Makabo had the power to revive corpses from the dead as zombies and with his sense of humour, he decided to raise Martin Luther from his grave and have him re-post his 95 Theses on the door of All Saints Church in Wittenberg.

Luther’s corpse did that and was applauded by Halloween trick or treaters who were impressed by the spectacle.

Meanwhile in Rome, Pope Francis (ever anxious to show the world what a splendid ecumenist he was) posted the 95 Theses of Martin Luther on the door of Saint Peter’s Basilica while the Baphomet (who had been summoned by the Vampiric Knights-Templar) applauded vigorously with his multiple arms and legs.

Later, a Vatican Cardinal went down and nailed a copy of Anton LaVey’s The Satanic Bible to the door of Saint Peter’s Basilica as well.

Meanwhile Allatallahbel the Vampiress Priestess of Baal attacked various trick or treaters around the city and sucked their blood and then gave them candies afterwards.

And Donald Trump spent his Halloween in the Oval Office insulting more people in his Twitter tweets.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday October 31st
2017.

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17 Comments

  1. Orvillewrong said,

    You’d think that by now Trump might have found something better to do with his time!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      You’d think so.

      But I heard a sociologist say in a TV interview a few months ago that the lower a person’s IQ, the more time they spend on Twitter.

      So this may explain Trump’s excessive tweeting.

      • Orvillewrong said,

        Highly likely if you consider one of his closest aides described him as a moron!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, that was Secretary of State Rex Tillerson.

        A most apt description of his boss. 👍

  2. Madame Vintage said,

    You always manage to humour me with your tasteful wit with such celebrities or icon. No doubt a wonderful little story I enjoyed here. P.s I hope the move to a new place went smoothly as could be and you are settling in fine.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thanks for asking, Sonea. 🙂

      I just moved into the new place today and so far the move is going smoothly. 👍

      I hope you’re doing well these days, Sonea.

      • Madame Vintage said,

        Oh I see. I hope you’ll settle in nicely into your new home. Some days are more exhausting than others so I write when I feel I can manage my best though I am not on here as much due to my health. Thank you for caring Christopher.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        You’re welcome, Sonea. 🙂

        Yes to be in good health is very important.

        I hope you’ll get all the rest you need so you’ll be in top form.

  3. Secretgarden19.wordpress.com said,

    I’ve Missed you.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I see you’ve changed your name to secret garden.

      I remember years ago reading a children’s book called The Secret Garden that was written and published in England. Did you take your name from the book?

      • Secretgarden19.wordpress.com said,

        Yes. I messed up with my other account still having a few problems. 😐😢

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That happens.

        A friend of mine in Germany had to start a new account a few years ago because one day she wasn’t able to get into her old one here at WP.

      • Secretgarden19.wordpress.com said,

        The silly thing is it was fine as it was. I should have left well alone.

  4. doesitevenmatter3 said,

    I’ve told you this before…but, I love how you weave history, fiction, real people, made up characters, years ago, yesterday, etc., in your stories! You do it so well!

    Trump is a Twitter twit! 😦 He should be banned from tweeting ignorant, childish, banal (ETC) stuff from his bird-brain. (Sorry to all the birds I just insulted! Now that I think about it, I’m sure their brains are larger than his!)

    HUGS!!! 🙂

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, you’ve often mentioned how I weave all those different facets together in my writing- which is what my dad noted about my writing as well. 🙂

      Yes, birds’ brains are probably bigger than Donald Trump’s. 😃

      • doesitevenmatter3 said,

        I read A LOT! I always have…from the age of 4 on up! And I’ve never read an author that writes with your style and so brilliantly! 🙂

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Thanks, Carolyn. 🙂

        That’s the greatest compliment anyone has ever paid me.😊

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