Michelangelo’s Vision of Alberta Premier Rachel Notley and The Alberta Secular Socialist Taliban

November 6, 2017 at 5:48 pm (Commentary, Culture, News, Politics, Satire, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Michelangelo’s Vision of Alberta Premier Rachel Notley and The Secular Socialist Taliban

The Himalayan golden cobra serpent who called himself Maitreya shapeshifted into a Tibetan Buddhist monk and took a guided tour of the Vatican.

Meanwhile at the Set Enterprises laboratory in London, Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of a cabinet meeting in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada involving Alberta’s New Democratic Party Premier Rachel Notley and her cabinet.

The group of quasi-Marxists who governed Alberta were planning to bring in legislation that would outlaw Alberta’s Catholic School System from teaching Catholicism and the Bible in Catholic Schools.

As the Cyndi Lauper song True Colors played on the intercom throughout Set Enterprises Laboratories, Michelangelo could see Rachel Notley having her hair parted in Adolf Hitler like fashion.

She also had grown an Adolf Hitler like moustache under her nose.

“Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein is a true example of a practicing Catholic,” Der Female Fuehrer Rachel Notley prejudicially announced as she began her cabinet meeting.

“I have to wholeheartedly agree,” agreed Alberta Education Minister David Eggen who had gone from blondish bookish looking nerd with glasses 👓 to looking like the spitting image of Nazi Propaganda Minister Joseph Goebbels in Michelangelo’s vision.

“We must also outlaw adult only apartment buildings in the province,” mooed a female member of Notley’s cabinet who had obviously never heard of the words Weight Watchers in her entire life.

“Agreed,” Eggen chortled, “the greatest threat to any totalitarian society like that which we’re planning for this province is having writers and artists with a free mind being allowed to create and express themselves openly. Usually such individuals like peace and quiet and don’t like to listen to the voices of screaming whining little brats. We’ll make sure they have nowhere to hide. They’ll be forced to listen to the voices of screaming whining little brats if they can’t afford to live in a house. Since we’re going to eliminate adults only apartment buildings.”

Notley chortled like the cronish form of the Greek goddess Hecate in heat, “It’s such a delight living in a dictatorship. Provided of course you’re one of the dictatorial elite.”

Her cabinet bellowed and mooed in agreement.

“I declare this meeting adjourned,”
Notley banged her gavel.

The female members of the cabinet rushed to a Lesbian All-Star Wrestling 🤼‍♀️ Show being held in town while the male members departed to a gay sauna.

Michelangelo’s vision ended with a new music group who called themselves George Orwell’s Animal Farm singing those old Gordon Lightfoot song lyrics, “Alberta bound, Alberta bound, It’s good to be Alberta bound…”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday November 6th


  1. Orvillewrong said,

    I do so love social comment!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thanks, Malcolm. 🙂

      Yes, like the great satirist Jonathan Swift, I like to engage in social commentary now and again.

  2. Hyperion said,

    Secular Socialist Taliban, S2T. Say the acronym a few time and it sounds like a German saying its tootie. I suppose that’s another way of saying it stinks. You’re brilliant or rather Michelangelo the psychic lobster is brilliant. I will now use S2T in every sentence at work because it fits so well in so many ways.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      It was actually Renfield R. Renfield who came up with the term Secular Socialist Taliban in a speech he gave in the British House of Commons shortly after Charlottesville.

      Renfield said that Trump wasn’t often right but he was right about one thing- two sides were to blame for the violence in Charlottesville- white supremacists and the anarchist-Communist thugs of Antifa – the latter being conveniently overlooked by the brainless leftist media and celebrities in the U.S.

      Renfield then described members of Antifa as the Secular Socialist Taliban.

      Just as the Islamist Taliban in Afghanistan blew up ancient statues of Buddha, so the Secular Socialist Taliban wanted to tear down Confederate statues of Robert E. Lee (a man who came to believe that slavery was wrong and thought even if the Confederacy became an independent nation, it too would eventually have to abolish slavery) even though Lee had more brains, intelligence and honour than the freaks and botched abortions belonging to Antifa could ever hope to have in their entire lifetime.

      Such was the gist of the speech Renfield gave when he coined the term Secular Socialist Taliban.

      A speech he began by holding up in his hands a cartoon he drew of Hollywood actor George Clooney sitting in a school classroom wearing a dunce cap.

      • Hyperion said,

        Renfield is many things including a crystal ball oracle. All the noise is coming from the leftist elites and their branless minions of hedonistic doom. The rascist hate groups are the other extreme but why can’t everyone enjoy the same rights of speech written in the Constitution? Well, it’s simple. The leftist moronic movement only wants thier voice heard and their liberal hearts turn to hate and violence as soon as they see a difference of opinion. Strange. Hate and violence is what they hate about the KKK and other supremecist groups. Now we see that many of the liberal elite are sexual predators as well. I smell home grown Isis terrorists on the rise.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, years ago as a clairvoyant university student, I coined the expression – A liberal is someone who says everyone has the right to my own opinion.

        And God help anyone who doesn’t have the same opinion as the liberal leftist.

        They’ll be subjected to all forms of character assassination.

        Yes, the Secular Socialist Taliban will probably produce terrorist groups of their own like the Islamist Taliban did.

      • Hyperion said,

        As ole Ed said on Game of Thrones before his head was lopped off, “winter is coming”. The zombie apocalypse is upon us.we thought it would be the undead chasing us around but it ends up being the unintellligent destroying the fabric of societies and synergy of old regimes. It’s all a game of thrones. You win or you die, to quote an evil queen.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I just saw a commercial for attending business school in Norway (that Sherry posted on Facebook)) which began with the quotation “Winter is coming”.

        I was wondering why Sherry posted the laughing 😂 face icon.

        But not being a Game of Thrones fan (the one time I tried watching it- the show began with a woman being raped and I thought “I’m not watching this degenerate crap”), I didn’t get the reference.

        I guess people who lose their heads attend business school in Norway in the winter. 😃

      • Hyperion said,

        In game of thrones Ed Stark was the ruler in Scandinavia which included Norway. The bad ice people came from the mountains north of Lillehammer. Game of thrones is based on the War of the Roses period where the thrones of Europe and England were traded and raided from every direction as kings and family were killed and replaced. Apparently reality makes for some popular fiction.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        And fiction makes for unpleasant reality as well as an obnoxious reality TV show host is elected President of the United States.

      • Hyperion said,

        America screamed in glee when they elected a socialist community organizer to be president and after a heady eight years of destruction of decency, not satisfied, we elected a Cosplay Don Rickles wanna bee. Now we will finally get our civil war and world holocaust we worked so hard at the ballot box for. Ah the sight of a mushroom cloud on yonder western horizon. It smells like fried Kimboy.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Kimboy instead of kimchi.

      • Hyperion said,

        Can’t you just smell the hot cross buns of the fearless leader Rocket Weeenie after the Necromancer Trumpulator unleashes the genie on the zombie hordes. Personally, I think the genie doesn’t do nearly the excellent job of bun smoking as Sherrielock Holmes does. With Sherrielock you get a thouroughly well done set of buns and it doesn’t harm the environment.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Plus the tomatoing always makes a great video to post to YouTube afterwards. 😃

      • Hyperion said,

        Yes, Sherrielock tomatoing Rocket boy would be an international hit in all the theaters except maybe in NK. We can only hope.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Sherrielock’s tomatoing of Rocket Boy will be the number one contraband video in North Korea.

      • Hyperion said,

        LOL! Only midnight showings in the backrooms of the speak not easy’s.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, the speak not easy’s. LOL 😂

        Where the password is “Bottoms up.”

      • Hyperion said,

        Waaaaa HaaaaaHaaaaa! Whackity whackity whack whack

  3. Alice said,

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