A Grey Wolf Walks The Streets of Berlin

November 22, 2017 at 8:17 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

A Grey Wolf Walks The Streets of Berlin

A grey wolf walked the streets of Berlin.

The wolf seemed to be grinning as its tongue hung out.

It was also wagging its tail in vigorous fashion.

The grey wolf was possessed by the spirit of Adolf Hitler.

It was happy because German Chancellor Angela Merkel was unable to form a coalition government and did not want to preside over a minority government.

So she was thinking of calling another national election in Germany 🇩🇪.

The grey wolf Adolf was happy because this potential new election might bring forth new political forces that were more akin to the ideas he envisioned for Germany back in the 1930s and early 1940s.

Meanwhile in his parliamentary office at Westminster in London, MP Renfield R. Renfield was once again sipping a glass he had poured from his Churchillian bottle of brandy.

The image of Churchill from the painting of Churchill that hung on the wall in Renfield’s office once again left its frame and sat across from Renfield.

“Rennie,” Churchill smoked an ectoplasmic cigar, “I am very concerned with what is currently happening in Germany 🇩🇪.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday November 22nd
2017.

25 Comments

  1. Hyperion said,

    Ole Winnie and Renfield were made from the same cosmic stuff. No one in the world wanted to recognize what was going on in Germany, Italy, Japan, China, Rissia, Vietnam, the middle east, and Korea after WWI. The Black Hand had circumnavigated the world and darkness settled in the minds of the free world. Winnie saw it; he predicted it in a loud voice to a deaf and blind world. His predictions are still unfolding. I await what Winnie and Rennie come up with for our fate.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, Winnie’s predictions are still unfolding.

      I just read an excellent review of a new movie that’s coming out called Darkest Hour.

      It’s about Britain and Churchill in the year 1940.

      Right after the Third Republic of France had fallen and the Barack O’ Bummer of his day Neville Chamberlain had just resigned and Churchill had become Prime Minister.

      About the infighting that was going on in the British Conservative Party at the time and how Churchill became Prime Minister because he was the only Conservative politician acceptable to the Opposition in forming a coalition government.

      How there were still powerful Conservative politicians who wanted to dump Churchill and see if they couldn’t negotiate a peace treaty with Hitler- the powerful Earl of Halifax among them.

      Of course, fortunately for the world, these men didn’t succeed in their plans.

      Hitler would have probably eaten the Earl of Halifax for breakfast if he hadn’t been a vegetarian right after he had conquered Britain after getting them to unilaterally disarm under conditions of the peace treaty he had negotiated with them.

      • Hyperion said,

        Yes, it eas a miracle the allies won at all since the infighting continued on in America too and Gen Monty was an idiot and Eisenhower was a butt kisser. Churchill had to work hard to get any progress at all to save Britain. I think Hit,er singke handrdly defeated Germany and Mustacheonhisweenie defeated Italy, and Japan defeated Japan. Without their help the Allies might have lost the war.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I think that’s very true.

        Both the Axis powers and the Britain-U.S. relationship ensured that Stalin would come out the winner of World War II.

      • Hyperion said,

        No truer words ever spoken. Stalin was probably the shrewdest of all. No one can doubt how he sucked Germany in, froze 600,000 men to death and then rolled over the top of Germany while Monty whipped his willy in a life size mirror and Eisenhower step out of the way and let Stalin take Berlin and half of Germany. This was when Winnie said, WTF! Oh, Shit!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes.

        Oh shit! about sums it up all right.

        When the Iron Curtain finally fell, the Islamist thugs came into the house.

      • Hyperion said,

        Churchill warned us about them to. Very accurate description of the danger to the free world even more so than the communists.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        And now Renfield must deal with the Islamists.

        Relying on Amadeus, Michelangelo and Sherrielock Holmes for support.

      • Hyperion said,

        They are our only hope. Let us put our faith in a Renfieldian solution and drink heavily.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, we must party like it’s 99 buns of tomatoes 🍅 on the wall.

      • Hyperion said,

        LMBO! Yes, we might as well be merry as the doom spreads. I guess I understand now why the rumor of Nero playing a fiddle while Rome burned was so popular.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, Nero fiddling while Rome burned was really a case of adding insult to injury.

        Probably where the expression “my ears are burning” originated.

      • Hyperion said,

        What smell from yonder fire does rise? Is it the buns and weenies of my fair Rome? Arise warm buns and cover the smoking hotdogs of thy youth. For I shall play a fiddle tune while Rome fiddles with tomatoed buns of my senate and citizenry. Oh drat, the Barbarians have but little skill at toasting a bun. I fear they burned them one and all. Take this fiddle from me my manly wife.I must prepare for the Sherrielock Holmes to punish my out of tune fiddling.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        The long lost line from Shakespeare’s long lost play Nero.

      • Hyperion said,

        Ole Shake had a way with words, didn’t he? Too bad thst play was lost, or buried woth hopes ot would never see the light.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        And it would never have been discovered if Jefferey hadn’t been drinking Bud Lite. 😂

      • Hyperion said,

        Waaaa haaaa haaaa! That Jefferey is always into something at the right time at the wrong place.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Jefferey… his mission in life… to boldly go where no sober creature has gone before… 🤣

      • Hyperion said,

        Jefferey’s goal in life is to be happy and care free which he discovered is at the bottom of every Otterberry Green Minnow Beer. He likes to lounge around on the rocks by the river and ask himself, “ To rascal or not to rascal. That is the question of the day.”

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        “Me thinks I hear yonder Mama Otter approach. Is this a weapon of ass destruction I see before me? Come let me run. To save mine tender young buns.”

      • Hyperion said,

        Run, Jefferey, RUN!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Run for the bun!

      • Hyperion said,

        Whackity Whackity Whack Whack! ARGH! Otter down, send Burned Bun Balm from the Otterberry apothecary right away.

  2. Orvillewrong said,

    Auntie Angela could probably stand a good mauling!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, the noted London dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes may be needed to be sent over to Berlin to tomato a bunch of German politicians’ bottoms and get them working together.

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