Curtains For Saint Nicholas On The Night of Saint Nicholas’ Day

December 6, 2017 at 8:59 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

Curtains For Saint Nicholas On The Night of Saint Nicholas’ Day

Hans dressed up as an Eastern Rite bishop (which is what Saint Nicholas was) to go down to the community hall in the little German village and hand out presents to the children who would be there.

Saint Nicholas entered the hall as the lights went down and the only lights shining were the lights on the Christmas tree ๐ŸŽ„.

As Saint Nicholas approached the tree to reach for the presents, six Vampiric Knights-Templar (who had been practising their shooting range skills the past few weeks) fired point blank into Saint Nicholas’ body with their sub-machine guns.

Saint Nicholas (Hans) fell to the ground quite dead and totally covered in bullet wounds and blood.

Both parents and children screamed.

Allatallahbel the Vampiress Priestess of Baal (who had planned and masterminded this shooting of Saint Nicholas on this night of Saint Nicholas) then dove on to the body and licked up the blood with her tongue and fangs.

The snow white evening dress she was wearing was now covered in blood.

She then turned into a bat and flew out the door of the community hall.

Later in a Bavarian tavern where she ordered a Bloody Mary, she toasted the evening’s festivities with the Vampiric Knights-Templars.

“Death to this Saint and all who admire him,” she laughed as she used Crest whitening strips to get the blood off her fangs and get them sparkling white again.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday December 6th
2017.

12 Comments

  1. George F. said,

    She can use her tongue to get the blood off me…or whatever else she wanted off…

  2. Orvillewrong said,

    Just another sweet xmas tale!

  3. Hyperion said,

    Iโ€™ve never quite read a bah humbug story like this before. Timing was impeccable. ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿป

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, I’ll probably end up being visited by the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future this Christmas for writing such a tale.

      I’d probably be more in the Christmas spirit if I had a beautiful lovely Dragon Sister to make out with and explore the theories of Teslian physics and tantric sex with.

      Instead I’m forced to wander the streets of Calgary where my eyes are aesthetically assaulted by the sight of fat ugly blimps and I’m left wondering, “Where the Hell is Pan Goatee when you really need him?”.

      • Hyperion said,

        Yes, a visitation by Separatist elves with Uziโ€™s could be on the menu soon. Where do all the Dragon sisters in Calgary hang out? Surely, Dominika Aristovโ€™s sisters are everywhere. Pan Hoatee may actually be exhausted and taking a hiatus from work. ๐Ÿค”

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Still trying to find where the Dragon Sisters of Calgary hang out.๐Ÿค”

      • Hyperion said,

        They like to hide in plain view

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL ! ๐Ÿ˜‚

        That’s right Pan Goatee has been working overtime in this city and needs to take a hiatus.

  4. Egyptian Adventures.wordpress.com said,

    So Addictive. In a Good way.

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