Osiris Views Vatican Christmas Tree and Nativity Scene

December 23, 2017 at 9:06 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Religion, The Supernatural, Theology, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Osiris Views Vatican Christmas Tree and Nativity Scene

The Egyptian vampire Osiris had been invited by the Rome based spiritist medium Cassandra Sibylline to view the Vatican Christmas Tree and Nativity scene.

Osiris was worried that as a vampire, he might suffer intense pain viewing Christian symbols on the tree 🌲 and in the Nativity scene.

Osiris need not have worried.

For the decorations on the Vatican Christmas tree in Saint Peter’s Square this year were devoid of Christian religious symbols.

There were peace signs and yin/yang symbols but no angels, no depictions of the Magi and no images of Mary, Joseph or the Christ Child.

As for the Vatican Nativity scene, it did have Joseph, Mary, the Magi and the shepherds. It also had a naked man (who Cassandra Sibylline said looked “like the poster boy for the local Tony Curtis Spartacus Gym and Health Spa”) lying on the straw.

An ad for the Vatican Nativity scene was in fact rejected by Facebook saying “Your ad can’t include images that are sexually suggestive or provocative.”

Commented Osiris to Cassandra Sibylline, “I like this year’s Vatican Christmas tree and Nativity scene. It makes a vampire feel right at home.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday December 23rd
2017.

10 Comments

  1. George F. said,

    I like the peace signs and ying/yang symbols better…and the naked man…now that takes the cake!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes your vampiric nature no doubt prefers the peace signs and yin/yang symbols, George. πŸ˜ƒ

      Yes the naked man really takes the cake.

      If Sir Elton John saw the exhibit, he could have his cake and eat it too.

      • George F. said,

        And eat it wholly he would…

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        He would indeed. πŸ˜‚

      • George F. said,

        It’s the pagan in me that revels in the truth: peace signs, ying yang, bla bla bla….

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That’s interesting.

        Because I was just reading an article earlier on the Net tonight about how a lost essay written by C.S. Lewis was recently found after 70 years.

        The name of one of the lost Lewis essays was “A Christmas Sermon For Pagans” :

        http://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/2017/december-web-only/christmas-cricket-lost-c-s-lewis-articles.html

      • George F. said,

        I am CS Lewis.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That’s what happened when you slept on that mattress bed with Akira?

        You woke up thinking you were C.S. Lewis?

        I’ll have to try that. πŸ˜€

        I remember back in high school, one of my teachers asked me the question, “If you could be anybody in History, who would you like to be?”.

        And I really couldn’t think of anybody I’d like to be.

        Years later after reading C.S. Lewis’ books and several biographies about him, I thought back to that question and thought, “I think I’d like to have been C.S. Lewis.”

        Teaching and researching at Oxford, enjoying a glass of wine with fellow faculty, drinking tea and eating cucumber and cream cheese sandwiches in my study, studying the great classics of English literature as well as reading Greek and Norse mythology and being best friends with J.R.R. Tolkien the author of The Lord of The Rings.

        Not a bad life at all. πŸ˜€

  2. Egyptian Adventures.wordpress.com said,

    Brilliant

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