A Mermaid On Boxing Day

December 26, 2017 at 9:00 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

A Mermaid On Boxing Day

Gordon “The Black” Donnelly had won his Boxing Day fight in the boxing ring.

He left the broken down warehouse where he had boxed and walked down to the pier.

He was covered in sweat and blood.

He reflected on the past 8 years of his life ever since he had been brought back from the dead by South African witch doctor Dr. Sterling Makabo.

As a boxer, he had fought in Ontario back in the 1880s and in California back in the 1890s.

He had retired from boxing in 1899 and moved to Honolulu where he died on June 6th 1910.

Dr. Makabo had raised him from the dead in June 2009 on behalf of a billionaire sports promoter who wanted to sponsor a boxer that would someday win the World Heavyweight Title.

And the promoter thought a supernaturally controlled boxer as in one brought back from the dead would be able to do that.

It was true Gordon “The Black” Donnelly had never lost a fight in the past 8 years.

But he still wasn’t seen as a contender namely because boxing was no longer the sport it once was.

UFC Fighting had taken away a lot of the promoters and big money.

Donnelly stood on the pier and looked down at the water.

He noticed the face of a startlingly beautiful woman staring up at him from underneath the water.

Thinking she was drowning, Donnelly jumped in.

Underneath the water, he noticed the woman was topless with a firm sumptuous pair of breasts.

He looked down and noticed the rest of her was one giant fish tail.

“A mermaid?” Donnelly thought to himself.

The shock of encountering a mermaid caused the living dead boxer to lose consciousness.

The mermaid quickly grabbed the unconscious boxer and dragged him up to the shore.

She administered mouth to mouth while in the distance a choir hired by a store for its Boxing Day sale sang, “Good King Wenceslas looked out on the Feast of Stephen…”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday December 26th
2017.

17 Comments

  1. Hyperion said,

    I might take up getting bloody at boxing if I can find a mermaid too. That fish tail tho. Not sure how that would work out with the furniture. πŸ§œπŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ˜

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      No, a large fish tail might not exactly colour co-ordinate with the furniture. πŸ˜‚

      • Hyperion said,

        Thank goodness DΓ ng Shi and Meera only have big webbed feet and hands with talons. I can work with that. Imagine DΓ ng Shi in flip flops and a bikini. Whoa! 😳πŸ€ͺ

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Well, there goes Michelangelo’s lobster tank exploding again.

        He was obviously imagining Dang Shi in a bikini and flip flops. πŸ˜‚

      • Hyperion said,

        Waaa haaaa haaaaa! Michelangelo has the best visions and clearly gets good reception.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, great reception unlike the old TV antennas of the 1960s. πŸ˜‚

      • Hyperion said,

        The virtual reality glasses flooding the markets and giving teens an opportunity to careen about are rudimentary compared to the stainless steel lobster tank blowing visions Michelangelo can conjure. Ah, the porn industry shall not miss this opportunity. Soon, bedrooms across the land will have happy customers slinging their joy like strings of confetti at the visions of sugar plums dancing in their heads.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I think our good friend George F. has been writing a series of stories about such a project. πŸ˜€

      • Hyperion said,

        I hope DARPA reads his blog and then puts some serious taxpayer money on developing a way for us to lock ourselves away in virtual reality run by the government and paid for by social services funding. Anytime one feels a need for a romp, they can go down to their local free reality clinic and get whatever is missing in their life. After there are no living taxpayers left, a small fee could be charged. πŸ€ͺ

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, that would definitely qualify as a typical government policy. πŸ˜‚

      • Hyperion said,

        Its a shame this wasn’t brought to congress during the Obummer administration. He would have cut the entire defense budget to pay for it.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Indeed he would have.

  2. Egyptian Adventures.wordpress.com said,

    Brilliant your stories never cease to entertain. Bravo. β˜Ίβ˜ΊπŸ–’

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you very much, Amanda. πŸ™‚

      • Egyptian Adventures.wordpress.com said,

        You are Welcome ☺☺

  3. doesitevenmatter3 said,

    YAY! The mermaid pummeled the boxer with breath (life)! πŸ™‚
    HUGS!!! πŸ™‚

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, Carolyn, that’s the way a boxer πŸ₯Š should get pummelled- with breath (life). πŸ˜€

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