Cleopatra Regenesis?

January 3, 2018 at 9:34 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Romance, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Cleopatra Regenesis?

In the White House, Donald Trump was having a dream in which his former White House aide Steve Bannon was drinking nanite Earl Grey tea and then the latter’s head exploded.

Waking up from the dream, Trump immediately tweeted, “Steve Bannon has lost his mind.”

After tweeting, Trump went back to sleep where he dreamed that he was in a sauna with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un and the two compared their respective nuclear buttons to see whose was the biggest and most powerful.

Meanwhile in London, the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set, after reading Anne and Christopher Rice’s book Ramses The Damned: The Passion of Cleopatra, had asked Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher to make a genetic clone of ancient Egypt’s Queen Cleopatra (whose official title was Cleopatra VII Philopator) because Set figured that such a woman would be worth making love to.

Dr. Rocher replied that he would gladly do that except first he needed some of Cleopatra’s DNA and in order to do that, it might be helpful if Cleopatra’s tomb were found.

Set found himself in agreement with Dr. Rocher’s brilliant Sherlock Holmesian deduction and was soon on the phone to various archaeologists and Egyptologists that he knew to see if they would find Cleopatra’s tomb for him.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday January 3rd


  1. George F. said,

    OMG! (the G doesn’t exist!) All these heads exploding! Catch up on my latest post and I have a 12 year old boy whose head explodes! OM(who doesn’t exist)G!!!

  2. George F. said,

    You are getting beyond hysterically funny!

  3. ortensia said,

    I would like to see a sequel with more of Cleopatra… of my favourite historic characters.(may be I should write a post about her…..thanks for the tip)😀❤️

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, the inspiration hit me yesterday that I should bring Cleopatra into the story.

      I of course have no idea how I’m going to do that but I thought I’d introduce the concept and see where it goes from there.

      I’m one of these writers who doesn’t really plan his stories. I just start writing and before I know it, my characters are taking over the story.

      Sometimes I wind up just as surprised as my readers at where my characters are going.

      The best example of this the past year was when my character Renfield R. Renfield was elected to Parliament.

      When British Prime Minister Theresa May called that surprise snap election last year, I once again had Renfield run as a candidate for his eccentrically named British Transhumanist Techno-Progressive Anti Bio-Conservative Party.

      I never dreamed at the time I did that that I would actually have Renfield elected to Parliament.

      But the way news and current events developed at the time, I did end up having Renfield elected to Parliament in a landslide.

      And now of course looking back, it couldn’t have been any other way I figured.

      Having Renfield elected to Parliament is adding a whole new ingredient to my series of vampire novels- one that can provide me with ideas for years to come.

      I too look upon Cleopatra as a great romantic figure in history.

      Looking forward to reading your blog post on her. 🙂

      • ortensia said,

        I’m quite spontaneous as well,I start with one Idea and then I just follow the flow of my mind.have a great day😍

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        You have a great day as well. 😀

  4. shєrríє dє vαlєríα said,

    wah hahahaha …
    And I thought this was suppose to be the Trump’s Wig Regenesis! LOL
    Just read an article where his dauther Ivanka admitted to the world of the painful process her father went through the wig surgery!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      LOL 😂!

      Yes and the idiot was supposed to use Just For Men hair gel to colour his hair.

      But he was impatient about using it and that’s why his hair is the weird urine gold colour that it is instead of dark.

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