After The Golden Globes

January 8, 2018 at 8:25 pm (Celebrities, Culture, Entertainment, Film, Movies, Television, Vampire novel) (, , , )

After The Golden Globes

“So the Golden Globe Awards was last night,” Renfield remarked as he drank his tea and read The Times of London.

“Yes it was and I noticed that Harvey Weinstein wasn’t on the red carpet last night,” said the somewhat naive Amadeus.

“No,” Renfield glared exasperatingly at Amadeus, “I suppose Mr. Weinstein didn’t want television audiences to see what an overcircumcision performed on the red carpet looks like.”

“Overcircumcision?” Amadeus glanced quizzically at Renfield, “How does one become overcircumcised?”.

“I hope never to find out,” Renfield replied with great honesty.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday January 8th


  1. Orvillewrong said,

    It sounds extremely painfull

  2. George F. said,

    Excellent! LOL!

  3. ortensia said,

    Brilliant😍…..and painful🙄

  4. Hyperion said,

    Old Harvey Pigstein has given lechers and sadists a bad name. Can’t wait till he dons his wig and heels so he can sneak into his office to interview a few budding starlets. Pan Goatee will surely be there to address his lack of feminine qualities. SCHWAK! Another one bites the dust.

  5. doesitevenmatter3 said,

    HA! *snort*! 😀

    On a serious note…guys like Weinstein are brave until they get found out…then they are chickens.

    HUGS!!! 🙂

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, I imagine on the night of the Golden Globes, Weinstein stayed home in bed and did plenty of clucking.

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