Pan Goatee and Steve Bannon

January 9, 2018 at 8:56 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

Pan Goatee and Steve Bannon

As Pan Goatee was going around the city cutting off the heads of ugly looking women to make the world a more aesthetically pleasing place, Donald Trump was reading the latest news to happen to Steve Bannon.

Mr. Bannon was stepping down from the Breitbart News organization he had helped build.

Taking note of the news story about satyr serial killer Pan Goatee’s homicidal attacks on ugly looking women, Trump remarked, “You know what would make the perfect final end for someone who accused my family of treason? If “Sloppy Steve” (a derogatory reference to his former aide’s usually dishevelled appearance) decided he would become transgendered and the first being he encountered after his operation was none other than Pan Goatee. It would definitely spell the end of Mr. Bannon.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday January 9th


  1. George F. said,

    Bruce Jenner is still out there…LOL!

  2. Orvillewrong said,

    Trump would no doubt arrange the meeting!

  3. janowrite said,

    What George F. said (above). šŸ™‚

  4. Hyperion said,

    I think in this case the American public would feel a social justice prevailed. Pan Goatee for president in 2020.

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  6. doesitevenmatter3 said,

    If Pan Goatee was after ugly men… The Donald would be one of the first to go…he is very ugly on the inside. šŸ˜¦ šŸ˜¦ šŸ˜¦

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