Renfield and Morgana At Lumiere Festival of Light

January 18, 2018 at 9:41 pm (Comedy, Geopolitics and International Relations, Humour, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Renfield and Morgana At Lumiere Festival of Light

British MP Renfield R. Renfield and his fellow Transhumanist MP Morgana Fay Lee (also known as the Welsh Vampiress Morgana) were walking across central London attending the first night of the four-night Lumiere Festival of Light.

The two MPs looked at an ice sculpture of a frog 🐸 lit up in front of the W Hotel in Leicester Square.

“Why don’t you kiss it and see if it turns into a prince πŸ‘‘?” Renfield said jokingly.

“All right,” said Morgana who had been hitting the Smirnoff vodka a bit harder than usual earlier this evening.

She kissed the ice sculpture of the frog 🐸 and sure enough it turned into a handsome prince πŸ‘‘.

“Great Scott!” Renfield shouted as a huge gust of wind blew up the kilt of a Scottish bagpiper who walked by.

“My God, a handsome prince,” Morgana swooned, “he looks like pictures I’ve seen of the Jacobite prince Bonnie Prince Charlie.”

“What do you suppose was in those fudgsicles they were handing out at the Canadian Embassy?” Asked Renfield who felt his hamster whiskers growing on his face.

“Hey, man, did you try those marijuana laced fudgsicles they were handing out at the Canadian Embassy?” Two aging hippies from California asked.

“This must be Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s contribution to Western civilization,” Renfield remarked as he fell back on the sidewalk and noticed a thousand points of lights overhead.

“Yoo-hoo, Charlie,” Morgana ran after the kilt wearing frog 🐸 turned prince πŸ‘‘.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday January 18th


  1. Orvillewrong said,

    You never cease to amaze!

  2. doesitevenmatter3 said,

    HA! Great chapter!
    I never tire of Renfield and his adventures!
    Glad to see you writing so much again, C!
    (((HUGS))) πŸ™‚

  3. Hyperion said,

    Fudgesickles. It’s good for what ails you.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      The Ice Cream Man has always been a popular fellow when he shows up in his ice cream truck in the neighbourhood.

      • Hyperion said,

        Yes, those serviced neighborhoods are generally very happy neighborhoods.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, as Sammy Davis Jr. used to sing, “The candy man can…”

      • Hyperion said,

        And we have all read those stories about the candy man in Penthouse Magazine as adolescent womanizers in training.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        To say nothing of carefully following the Oh Wicked Wanda! comic strip as adolescent womanizers in training.

      • Hyperion said,

        Oh Wicked Wanda! Now there is an adolescent heart tnrob.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, it was after reading Wicked Wanda that I found myself drawn towards steamy looking brunette women wearing leather mini skirts and spiked stilettos.

        Something that would probably inspire my image for Sherrielock Holmes.

      • Hyperion said,

        A delightful image. Sherrielock can only enhance that scene in my mind’s eye.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,


  4. said,

    Fabulously entertaining.

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