Erdogan Targets Kurds

January 20, 2018 at 9:58 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Erdogan Targets Kurds

Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan was discussing with the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith the air bombing campaign he had unleashed against the Kurds in the Afrin region of northern Syria.

The combined air and ground campaign that Erdogan called Operation Olive Branch with his rather bizarre and macabre sense of humour had begun earlier today at 14:00 GMT.

It targeted the Kurdish YPG (Kurdish People’s Protection Units) that the Erdogan government labelled a “bunch of terrorists” (as they called all people who were opposed to Erdogan’s increasingly despotic and dictatorial rule).

Lilith was hoping that once Erdogan had finished taking out the Kurds, he’d then attack Israel and take out the Jews.

Then Lilith would finally get her revenge against the Jewish people for the libels she felt they told about her in the Babylonian Talmud.

But in the meantime despite Lilith’s urging, Erdogan was concentrating his efforts on the Kurds.

“These people are standing in the way of my making myself Sultan of a revived Ottoman Empire,” Erdogan clenched his fists.

“Wouldn’t Trump be worried about you making yourself Sultan of a revived Ottoman Empire?” Lilith asked.

“Oh, he might tweet about his manhood in one of his Twitter tweets and use for backup a possible Twitter endorsement from porn star Stormy Daniels to that effect but other than that he’ll do nothing,” Erdogan asserted.

“Isn’t there anyone in any of the NATO countries who’s clued in to what you’re doing?” Lilith asked.

“Well that newly elected British MP Renfield R. Renfield is,” Erdogan admitted, “which is why it was most unfortunate that members of the German Opera Lovers’
Association weren’t successful in murdering Mr. Renfield for murdering the Liebestod from Tristan und Isolde in the British House of Commons last night.”

Meanwhile back in London, Renfield was chuckling over a newspaper headline he was reading about today’s feminist march in Washington DC – HEFTY HIDEOUS HARPIES HOWL HYSTERICALLY.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday January 20th


  1. said,

    Once again Brilliant writing.

  2. Aak fictionspawn said,

    Awesome. I’m not surprised by Erdogan’s choice of company 😀

  3. Orvillewrong said,

    Messiah Trump seems to be having a bad day!

  4. George F. said,

    ‘with his rather bizarre and macabre sense of humour..” That’s what YOU have…LOL!

  5. Hyperion said,

    Ah, the wonders wrought when politics govern the rules of war. The YPG is a major ally to the US in the fight against Eye-Sore. Erpobran is a NATO wannabe yet defeats America every time the US asks them to obey the treaties. Burpoman also stuck his finger in Pootin’s eye. Then there was the coup that failed and thousands disappeared off the street with no single question asked by the liberal social engineering media. FARPA probably briefed the Commander of Tweets that Hurtchaman was well connected with the underworld and not to pee on his Sultan silk shoes or it could go badly for him. Now that Eye-Sore is on the run a vacuum exist that could suck Dirtyagain right into the Sultan Caliphate position. Renfield is the world’s only hope.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, Turd 💩 again will now step into the vacuum left by Eye-Sore.

      The Sultan Caliphate will rise again and hundreds of thousands of beautiful women will be kidnapped and forced to join Turd 💩 again’s harem.

      The only ones left in the West will be the Hefty Hideous Harpies (who protest and bellow at feminist marches and parades) that will force Pan Goatee to be charging quadruple overtime for his ongoing earth aesthetics beautification efforts.

      • Hyperion said,

        I really don’t know why we consider 🦃 an ally. He works night and day against the west to support Eye-Sore and their murderous scourge upon the land and people.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, I’ve always wondered why the West considers 🦃 an ally myself.

        It’s one 🦃 that shouldn’t receive a Thanksgiving U.S. Presidential pardon in my opinion.

        It seems to me Vlad the Impaler (aka Dracula) was one guy who knew the correct way of handling turkeys.

        Impale and behead them! 😂

      • Hyperion said,

        Ah, dear. Where is Vlad when you need him. Oh, wait. Isn’t Vladimir Pooting the Vlad we need to put plug back in the genie’s bottom?

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Vladimir seems to have a little trouble finding the genie’s bottom these days. 😂

      • Hyperion said,

        Yes, he plugs one chasm of gastric doom and another one blows somewhere else. It’s like the game of Whack a Mole only much more sinister.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,


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