To Overthrow Maduro
To Overthrow Maduro
Renfield R. Renfield MP was sitting in his parliamentary office drinking from his Churchillian bottle of brandy.
Churchill’s image once again left the oil painting of Sir Winston Churchill that hung in Renfield’s office and sat in the chair across from him.
“So has Dr. Cadbury Rocher brought the vampire Dracula back from the dead so we can use him as our ally in the war against Recep Tayyip Erdogan’s coming revised Ottoman Empire?” Churchill asked.
“He has,” Renfield nodded, “but I’m afraid our dear old Count will have to rest for awhile so that his buttocks can recover from the sound tomatoing that dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes gave him.”
“Hm, pity,” Churchill drank from his spectral bottle of brandy, “so Sherrielock Holmes as an immortal is very much alive. I remember I had my own buttocks tomatoed 🍅 on occasion by the lovely Miss Holmes.”
“Her whip really does seem to get around,” Renfield felt a tingling in his own buttocks.
“I think our next plan should be to overthrow the government of the Marxist despot Nicolas Maduro in Venezuela,” Churchill finished his spectral bottle of brandy.
“And what do you have in mind?” Renfield asked.
“Listen carefully,” said Churchill as he lit a spectral cigar.
Renfield drew closer and immediately started choking on the ghostly smoke 💨.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday February 1st
2018.
Dracul Van Helsing 
Aak fictionspawn said,
February 2, 2018 at 2:41 am
I’ll imagine Churchill would be quite keen on getting Maduro out of power, yes. As long as he doesn’t need him as an allied, of course 😉
Dracul Van Helsing said,
February 2, 2018 at 4:00 pm
LOL ! 😂
Very true.
George F. said,
February 2, 2018 at 10:03 am
Not sure I’d like my butt tomatoed, but I’d sure like to meet the person doing the tomatoeing!
Dracul Van Helsing said,
February 2, 2018 at 4:05 pm
This blog post I wrote back on Saint Patrick’s Day of last year has a photo of Sherrielock Holmes if you want to see what she looks like:
https://draculvanhelsing.wordpress.com/2017/03/17/jefferey-the-otter-on-saint-patricks-day-a-poem/
Aquileana said,
February 2, 2018 at 6:59 pm
An ambitious plan …. to overthrow the government of the despot Nicolas Maduro in Venezuela. However, not such a difficult challenge for Churchill,if we keep in mind how hard he fought against the Nazi Regime. As he once well said: ” It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried”…
Sending love & best wishes, dear Dracul 😀
Dracul Van Helsing said,
February 2, 2018 at 7:31 pm
Thanks very much, Aquileana. 😀
Love and best wishes to you as well.
Yes, having defeated the Nazi regime, overthrowing the Maduro government isn’t so difficult for someone like Churchill. 👍