Lepardia Marango and Dracul Van Helsing On Saint David’s Day In Wales
Lepardia Marango and Dracul Van Helsing On Saint David’s Day In Wales 🏴
Lepardia Marango the cultural attaché at the South African Embassy in London was visiting the Principality of Wales.
She decided to visit Saint David’s Day celebrations in Wales 🏴 and report back to her government in Pretoria what she had discovered about the manner in which the Welsh celebrate the feast day of their national Patron Saint.
As she crossed the border from England’s Herefordshire County into Wales, it was then that the worst of the Siberian snow ❄️ storm freezing cold air system that the British were calling the Beast From The East decided to hit Wales with full force.
It was a good thing that the car had an excellent heating system as she was wearing a short skirt.
With the blowing snow, she decided that she probably would not definitely be able to make it as far as Cardiff the Welsh capital.
Driving down the highway, she came across the small village of Llanvihangel Crucorney (pronounced Clanvihangel Crew-corny) and decided to stay at the Skirrid Inn there since she could not drive further in the snow.
Fortunately they did have one room left.
She went to the dining room for supper where Welsh rarebit was the Saint David’s Night special.
Seated a few seats away from her was the Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing who had also been visiting Wales to attend Saint David’s Day celebrations and had also got caught up in the Saint David’s Day snow storm.
Dracul caught a glimpse of Lepardia’s short skirt and her lovely black silk pantyhose clad legs.
He went over and spoke to her, “Aren’t you Lepardia Marango the cultural attaché at the South African Embassy in London?”.
“Yes, I am,” she smiled, “You’re Dracul Van Helsing aren’t you? We met at Renfield R. Renfield’s Parliamentary Christmas 🎄 Cocktail Party back in December.”
They had dinner together.
When both went to their respective rooms for the night, the cold stone of the inn could not keep out the cold from outside.
Both had got up at the same time to go downstairs for warm coffee or tea.
“Gee, maybe we should keep one another warm,” Dracul suggested.
“That might not be a bad idea,” Lepardia smiled.
They went back to Lepardia’s room and spent the rest of the night making love.
On the radio which was playing softly in the background, BBC News was playing Vladimir Putin’s Russian 🇷🇺 State of the Union Address in which the Russian leader boasted that he was now in possession of a nuclear weapon that was invincible.
So for that matter did Dracul Van Helsing.
Lepardia Marango squealed with delight.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday March 1st
2018.
George F. said,
March 1, 2018 at 11:02 pm
Lepardia Marango squealed with delight….I’m confident if Dracul keeps on going…her head will explode.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
March 1, 2018 at 11:14 pm
Well, maybe not her head… 😉
I don’t think they have Perilous Physicists’ Society designed mattresses in Wales.
George F. said,
March 2, 2018 at 9:20 am
LOL!
ortensia said,
March 2, 2018 at 2:12 am
An other squealing success for Sir Dracul🦇
Dracul Van Helsing said,
March 2, 2018 at 4:48 pm
Thanks very much, Ortensia. 😊 🦇
David Redpath said,
March 2, 2018 at 4:20 am
It may be a cultural thing,
but in stark contrast to Van Helsing,
I heard that Vladimir only had a
mere vlad attaché to putin!
Unlike the Doctor’s tardis’
that coincidentally spends
a lot of time lording it about
Cardiff, Vladimir’s putin is
not bigger on the inside.
Dracul, always entertaining.
keep it up … Van Helsing
Dracul Van Helsing said,
March 2, 2018 at 4:51 pm
OMG !
That’s an absolutely hilarious last line. 😂
keep it up… Van Helsing 😀
fragglerocking said,
March 2, 2018 at 10:43 am
Lepardia Marango might just be my favourite name ever.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
March 2, 2018 at 4:52 pm
Glad you like it. 😊
velvetscreams said,
March 3, 2018 at 6:02 am
I guess Lepardia marango wouldnt have a report on her way back..would she?😂😂😂😂…nice one dracul
Dracul Van Helsing said,
March 3, 2018 at 4:16 pm
No, I guess she wouldn’t want to report back to her government on what she had been doing for Saint David’s Day. 😂😂😂😂
Thanks, Velvet. 😊
velvetscreams said,
March 4, 2018 at 3:28 am
Hahahaha….i thought as much😂😂😂
Dracul Van Helsing said,
March 4, 2018 at 7:24 pm
You were right. 😊😊😊