Jack O’ Hare Solves The Case of The Monkey’s Stolen Fur: A Poem

March 12, 2018 at 9:46 pm (Arts, Detective story, Humour, Poetry) (, , , , , )

Jack O’ Hare Solves The Case of The Monkey’s Stolen Fur: A Poem

In the land of bunny rabbits, there was none so fair
as that female rabbit loved by Jack O’ Hare
And so as Jack hopped and then sat in the village square,
he sang, I love Jeannie, she’s a dark brown hare.

No one loves me, wept a red spider monkey
who sat next to a Russian riding a Democrat donkey

Why ever not? asked Jack O’ Hare
as he made faces at the Russian bear
Because I happen to be bald all over
no one will roll me over in the clover

Jack asked, What happened to your fur?
Someone stole it while I was at Big Sur
Jack queried, Any idea where it went?
The monkey said, No, it was stolen from my tent ⛺️

Do you have a pic of what it looked like?
Jack would be on the lookout for a red spider spike.
The monkey had a photo of himself with fur
It was a clear pic although Hillary was a blur

And later as Jack hopped into a Burger 🍔 King
to order a carrot 🥕 cake special along with onion ring
he saw a sight that made his heart sing
For there was the red spider monkey’s spider fur atop the head of a real ding-a-ling

The toupee wearing Donald Trump was meeting Kim Jong-un
when his hair piece was stolen by the Easter Bun
or so it was reported in the New York Times and Chicago Sun

Oh somewhere in this happy land
The red spider monkey was leading the band
for his fur had been returned- fur worth a lot of grand.

-A Jack O’ Hare poem
written by Christopher
Monday March 12th


  1. Shreya Sukrity said,

    A beautiful poem by Christopher. 🙂

  2. ortensia said,

    A nice poem and amustery solved……2 birds with one stone😉

  3. Silent Hour said,

    I’m happy it all worked out!
    (How great was this poem? Thanks for making my morning a merry place)

  4. shєrríє dє vαlєríα said,

    That would grandeur if they do Easter eggs searching with Trumpy boy’s hair also get hidden in the bush! Kids would be awfully terrified of finding the red orange fur thing that might reminded (might my language here) of pubic hair! LOL hahahaha …

    A horrific find, indeed!
    And Easter bunnies all got traumatized by the it because it reminded them of the maize hairs! LOL

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, both kids and Easter bunnies would be treated for Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder for years to come after this year’s White House Easter Egg 🥚 Hunt. 😂

      • shєrríє dє vαlєríα said,

        And that is when Renfield must come in to get rid of ‘m uglies orange hairs! LOL

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, that’s exactly what Renfield will do.
        LOL !

        And then Amadeus will follow behind and eat up all the chocolate Easter eggs left behind when all the kids and Easter bunnies fled in terror when they came across Trumpy boy’s Hell toupee.

  5. fragglerocking said,

    I’m guess in the USA is the next destination to be crossed off! 😀

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      That’s right.

      I guess I’ll have to cross the USA 🇺🇸 off my holiday destination list as well. 😂

      It’s a wonder why I haven’t been deported from Canada 🇨🇦 yet after some of the vampire novel chapter blog posts I wrote where Prime Minister Justin Trudeau encounters the ET Gray Gali-Gula (an ET Gray from the planet Niburu who happens to be possessed by the spirit of the ancient Earthling Roman Emperor Caligula) whenever the Prime Minister inhales pot marijuana smoke 💨.

  6. George F. said,

    Love waking up to Dracul!

  7. Orvillewrong said,

    Poor misunderstood Donald, not !

  8. velvetscreams said,

    😂😂😂great post dracul….well dealt with😂😂….i enjoyed reading it…especially the end

  9. doesitevenmatter3 said,

    You know I always enjoy hearing about Jack’s latest hoppy hoppin’ adventure!
    HA! Way to go, Jack! Solving that hairy mystery!
    HUGS!!! 🙂

  10. RosemaryMarie said,

    Oh, I love this poem. It put a big smile on my face. 😀

  11. thebookwormdrinketh said,

    Ha ha ha!! You’re too good taking a cute poem and having me laughing historically by the end of it! 🍻👍

  12. thebookwormdrinketh said,

    … Hysterically.. Although, now I would like to figure out how to laugh historically…. Hmmm…

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