Inna Huculak and Svetlana Kireeva In Stockholm

March 15, 2018 at 11:00 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Espionage, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Inna Huculak and Svetlana Kireeva In Stockholm

The Russian vampiress Svetlana Kireeva of the FSB was walking the streets of Stockholm Sweden ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช.

The short skirted Russian vampiress was feeling quite pleased with herself.

She had been the mastermind behind a plot to kill a Russian ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ traitor and his daughter in Salisbury, England ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ.

Vengeance against those who would betray Vladimir Putin the Great Leader of the Russian Motherland.

As well as vengeance against Britain ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง where she had been held as a prisoner for 2 years in an MI-6 interrogation chamber in London from 2014 to 2016 before she finally managed to escape.

Miss Kireeva was in Stockholm to spy on the meeting between North Korean ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ต Foreign Minister Ri Yong-ho and Swedish Prime Minister Stefan Lofven.

Her boss Vladimir Putin was worried about a possible summit meeting between Donald Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong-un.

As an FSB colleague put it, โ€œIโ€™m afraid Putin is becoming increasingly paranoid about everything.โ€

That FSB colleague now found himself out of a job but he did have the consolation of landing himself a one way ticket to Siberia.

Putinโ€™s paranoia, in the Siberia bound ex-FSB agentโ€™s words, began when Putin had visited a Moscow based spiritist medium to consult with the ghosts of Joseph Stalin and Vladimir Lenin.

Putin who claimed to now be a devout Christian and a convert to the Russian Orthodox Church had pulled a King Saul of Israel ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ by consulting with familiar spirits and necromancers in direct violation of divine prohibition as revealed to Moses in the Book of Deuteronomy Chapter 18.

In addition to having a pleasant chat with the ghosts of Lenin and Stalin, an entity calling himself the Archangel Michael appeared to Putin.

This entity was really the demon Moloch in disguise.

And now Moloch as the Archangel Michael was encouraging Putin to strike against everyone and everything that stood in his way.

But all this was unknown to Svetlana Kireeva as she walked down the streets of Stockholm clicking the sidewalks with her spiked stiletto high-heeled shoes ๐Ÿ‘ .

Watching the short skirted beautiful brunette Russian vampiress was a very beautiful blonde woman wearing a short skirt.

This woman also was a vampiress.

But a Ukrainian vampiress.

Inna Huculak of the Ukrainian ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Intelligence Service.

And Svetlana Kireevaโ€™s vampiric immortal foe and arch-enemy.

As Morgan Freeman might phrase it in his narrative voice if he was in Stockholm, โ€œLet the Blood Hunger Games begin.โ€

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday March 15th


  1. George F. said,

    the short skirted beautiful brunette Russian vampiress was a very beautiful blonde woman wearing a short skirt….this, of course, is the most critical character in the story. You must describe her more fully…talk about her tits and ass, and such like that….

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Your remarks remind me of the comments Daniel used to make when he first started reading my stories. LOL !

      Are all Physics inclined guys so sexually obsessed?

      Which reminds me of an interview with a beautiful German woman physicist on the news last night.

      She was asked what was the first thing she and Stephen Hawking talked about when he met her in Berlin.

      And she replied laughing, “He asked me if I would take him to a Berlin disco and dance with him. Which I did. And he danced in his wheelchair with me on the dance floor.”

      • George F. said,

        Me sexually obsessed? You brought it up in the first place! LOL!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL !

        Yes, I guess Philosophy majors are sexually obsessed too. LOL !

        One of those who paid tribute to the late Stephen Hawking when he died was the Vaticanโ€™s Chief Astronomer Brother Guy Consolmagno.

        But I noticed in the article it said Brother Consolmagno had studied both Philosophy and Physics.

        And I thought… wow!… a double whammy when it comes to sexual obsession.

        How does he handle being a monk?

    • ortensia said,

      George brunette wear short skirt too ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚can we just stop all this fuss about blondes ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Maybe youโ€™ll have to post a pic of yourself wearing a short skirt in your blog, Ortensia, and let George know.

        That way heโ€™ll find out brunettes look good in short skirts too. ๐Ÿ˜‚

      • ortensia said,

        Donโ€™t dare me๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL ! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

      • George F. said,

        LOL! Agreed!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        What are you agreeing there to, George?๐Ÿ˜‰

        That Ortensia should post a photo of herself wearing a short skirt? ๐Ÿ˜‚

      • George F. said,

        Yeah mon! I’ll post a work-out selfie if she does that! That real me…LOL!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Well there you go, Ortensia. ๐Ÿ˜‰

        George will post a selfie of himself working out if you post a photo of yourself wearing a short skirt. โ˜บ

      • George F. said,

        You might like my shirtless selfie better than she.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Ortensia is probably saying to herself, โ€œThemโ€™s fighting words, George.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚

  2. David Redpath said,

    For your eyes only, Dracul.
    The Russian Vampiress has a weakness.
    Her backhand. Hence the possible survival
    of her ‘English assignment’. I once played
    her in a tennis tournament down under
    (night tennis of course) at the Rod Laver
    Arena. I’d brought low many an ‘Eva’ and
    ‘Ova’, with my overhead lob, but she was
    tough to beat. Ball boys kept disappearing
    and Morgan Freeman was in the umpire’s
    chair, leaning heavily in favour of the Russian.
    I discovered much later that he’d been
    bought with a job offer to promote off world
    gambling to juvenile aliens, by the Kremlin.
    Love & Smashes ~ Billy Jean King

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      We are contemplating from your poem this interesting info
      from a tennis ๐ŸŽพ player lover of Sappho
      and as we at MI-6 ponder this info over wine ๐Ÿท and figs
      we wonder what would think ๐Ÿค” Bobby Riggs?

      • David Redpath said,

        The Bobby Riggs Ultimatum:
        ‘All double agents need be put
        in there place.especially that
        that Queen of a King,

      • David Redpath said,

        … for just like the Archangel
        Michael Jackson, Billie Jean
        was not my lover. Her loss!
        Whereas Svetlana was always
        around at my place, for a
        transfusion of Putin caviar.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Putin caviar with Svetlana
        how big she made your banana ๐ŸŒ
        standing tall in the Australian sun
        so erect it caused Billy Jean to run

        And the Russian agent did not stop to kill her
        for no vampiress can resist a Kama Sutra thriller.

        And so ends a spy tale in the vein of Anne Rice
        while in the background, the laughter of Vincent Price.

  3. Orvillewrong said,

    Nothing beats a good Morgan Freeman narrative!

  4. Aak fictionspawn said,

    I’m afraid Putin is becoming increasingly paranoid myself, actually… On the other hand, being paranoid doesn’t mean no one is after you ๐Ÿ˜€

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, I guess if you piss off enough people over the course of your political career, youโ€™re going to find a lot of people are out to get you. ๐Ÿ˜‚

      • Aak fictionspawn said,

        Well, they can try…. ๐Ÿ˜€

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, they may end up dead from Polonium-210 radiation poisoning or Novichok nerve agent.

      • Aak fictionspawn said,

        Or the good old punch in the troath.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I was trying to remember who was killed by a punch in the throat.

        There was some story on the news tonight about a Russian who was found dead in London recently, an autopsy was performed and it was determined he died from strangulation.

        Is that what you’re referring to?

      • Aak fictionspawn said,

        Could be, but no. I’m just referring to Putin’s past in the KGB. If there was a man on man fight between the leaders of the world to decide who would rule, I’m convinced Putin would clean the table. Even if he’s getting old.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Oh, an actual physical fight between world leaders youโ€™re referring to.

        Yes, Putin would probably win.

      • Aak fictionspawn said,

        He probably would. What I was really referring to was the poor assassin trying to jump him, though ๐Ÿ˜€

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Oh, I see.

        An assassination attempt.

        Well that took several comments to figure out. ๐Ÿ˜‚

        Iโ€™m not sure whether Iโ€™m going senile or whether your explananatory powers need a little fine tuning. ๐Ÿ˜‰

        Yes, well it probably was a stroke of genius for Renfield R. Renfield to use a beautiful topless short skirted female hairstylist to distract Putin with the old nerve agent laced towel in the face like at the Kuala Lumpur International Airport trick (as secret agent Maxwell Smart of the old 1960s spy sitcom Get Smart would probably phrase it).

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