The Welsh Vampiress and The White Wolf

March 19, 2018 at 10:31 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Espionage, International Intrigue, News, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

The Welsh Vampiress and The White Wolf

The Welsh Vampiress Morgana (also known as Morgana Fay Lee) the British Transhumanist MP for the Welsh constituency of Newbridge was walking the streets of London.

She was unable to find a cab this evening which was unusual for London.

And she did not feel like turning into a bat 🦇 and flying into tonight’s cold wind.

She was dressed in a turquoise coloured evening dress having attended a charity event reception earlier tonight.

As she walked down the street, she was followed by a man in dark clothing much like the attire said to have been worn by Jack the Ripper.

The man was a GRU (Russian Military Intelligence Service) agent who chose the outfit because he had an historical sense of humour (unlike Benny Hill with his hysterical sense of humour).

He carried a poisoned tip umbrella 🌂 containing a poison recently developed by FSB research scientist Dr. Nicht Werhoffen (originally of the East German Stasi).

Vladimir Putin had given the order for the assassination of Morgana.

For two reasons:

1): To test the new poison

2): To send a warning to her Transhumanist parliamentary colleague Renfield R. Renfield to tone down his anti-Putin rhetoric.

Unbeknownst to the GRU agent, he too was being followed.

By a white wolf with blue eyes.

The GRU agent was now only feet away from the Welsh Vampiress.

The white wolf howled.

Morgana quickly turned.

She jumped out of the way as the man lunged.

The umbrella stabbed him in the stomach as he fell.

“Merde,” was the last word of the GRU agent who was currently taking French lessons.

There would be one less student in the Foreign Languages school in Moscow next week.

The white wolf with blue eyes turned and vanished into the night.

Since the man spoke French with a Russian accent, Morgana deduced that he was probably a Russian agent out to assassinate her.

She didn’t know what effect lethal Russian weapons would have on vampiresses but she didn’t intend to stand around and find out.

She knew that Renfield’s friend the Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing had an apartment not far from here so she would hide there if he was home.

She rang the buzzer and Dracul answered.

He buzzed her up.

She ran up the stairs rather than take the elevator.

Dracul was standing outside his door in the hallway waiting for her to arrive.

He invited her in and closed the door.

On the other side of the hall, Dracul’s neighbour an elderly Scottish woman was peering through the keyhole of her apartment door and said to herself, “Probably another shameless hussy here to take Kama Sutra lessons.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday March 19th


  1. fragglerocking said,

    A very Meatloaf kind of episode!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Meatloaf as in Bat 🦇 Out of Hell?

      Or the culinary dish?

      • fragglerocking said,

        There’s a man in the shadows with a gun in his eye
        And a blade shining oh so bright
        There’s evil in the air and there’s thunder in the sky,
        And a killer’s on the bloodshot streets…

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Oh yes, those particular lyrics do match this particular chapter. 😃

  2. George F. said,

    Wonderfully entertaining and amusing, as always…

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you, George. 😀

      • George F. said,

        Your Comment on my blog cracked me up for…minutes!! I deleted the blog so I had to tell you here. Still laughing!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I was pretty sure that Aleksandra was a female name.

        I googled that spelling just to check and the first name that came up is Aleksandra Prijovic a Serbian 🇷🇸 born female singer.

        I suggest you google her.

        You’d probably enjoy looking at her photos. 😉

      • George F. said,

        Will do! Thanks!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        You’re welcome. 🙂

      • George F. said,

        Cambridge Analytica news came just at the same time Paul “suggested” people drink Guinness and Jack. Coincidence? Funny you noticed the connection…

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, that thought came to me while I was watching the Cambridge Analytica story on the news tonight.

        It hit me that Cambridge Analytica was doing on a less metaphysical and more material although digital scale what Paul was doing in the astral ream.

      • George F. said,

        Paul’s message will be impacting the material world and he is under investigation! No one drinks that much Guinness and Jack without the Gov’t taking notice! LOL! More later! You’re hysterical!!!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes and if they’re drinking more Guinness than they are Jack, Trump will start bitching in his tweets about having a trade deficit with Ireland 🇮🇪.

      • George F. said,

        Ooohh!!! Just did!!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Thought you’d enjoy the images. 😉

  3. velvetscreams said,

    A very great story as always….your writing skills just keeps getting better😆😆😆

  4. Orvillewrong said,

    As usual totally amusing!

  5. Silent Hour said,

    Has Dracul been awarded yet again?

    Not being able to find a taxi when you don’t feel like transforming into a bat is a problem.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, that’s a most definite problem all right. 😂

      And this would probably be a most ideal time for Dracul to get another award. 🤣

  6. thebookwormdrinketh said,

    …..I’d like to hear more about these Kama Sutra lessons!

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