3-D Printing The Temple of Solomon

March 28, 2018 at 10:35 pm (Avatar Speaks, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Religion, Science-Fiction, Technology, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

3-D Printing The Temple of Solomon

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was sitting alone in his parliamentary office.

The ghost of Sir Winston Churchill wasn’t present because he was being forced to attend a ghostly cocktail party in Purgatory at which the ghost of Lady Astor would be present.

“Like Hamlet’s father’s ghost in Shakespeare’s famous Danish play,” Churchill roared in a paraphrase of Hamlet’s spectral paternal parent, “it is at parties like these where the bad things I did in my days of nature are thoroughly punished.”

“Well, it could be worse,” the atheist Renfield, with no belief in Purgatory, remarked sympathetically, “you could be in Tartarus where Hitler’s ghost is.”

Renfield was unaware that Hades the god of the Underworld had temporarily released Hitler’s spirit from Tartarus at the request of the Norse/Germanic god Odin/Wotan (Churchill’s ghost was likewise unaware of Hitler’s reprieve at the hands of Persephone’s husband).

Hitler’s spirit had entered the body of a grey wolf 🐺 and was currently hanging out with the anti-Semitic ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith as well as paying the occasional visit to Vladimir Putin although Putin was unaware that the grey wolf was possessed by Hitler’s ghost.

Speaking of Hitler and Putin, Renfield was quite pleased with himself because earlier today he had hacked into Russia’s state run television network and put in an image of Vladimir Putin with Hitler’s moustache and haircut that appeared on the TV screen whenever the network ran a news story where the Russian leader was mentioned.

Putin was absolutely livid and furious when he found out and gave the order to all of 🇷🇺 Russia’s intelligence services to find the one responsible and bump that person off with the Novichok nerve agent (at the same time as Putin issued the directive, Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov was giving a press conference in which he emphatically denied that Russia 🇷🇺 was in current possession of the nerve agent).

Renfield had tossed a few bread crumbs to the Russian intelligence services in his speech in the Commons today by continuously referring to Putin as “the Slavic Hitler” in his speech but so far the Russian agencies did not have an intellectual equivalent of Britain’s Sherlock Holmes to pick up on the Renfieldian hints.

Neither for that matter did America’s intelligence services since Donald Trump did not tweet about the subject.

Meanwhile Renfield R. Renfield was currently examining an MI-5 and MI-6 report on a British company called Palmyra Analytica.

The reason Renfield read the report as soon as he heard about it was because his creator Dr. Cadbury Rocher of Set Enterprises was currently doing freelance consulting work for Palmyra Analytica.

Dr. Rocher was building a 3-D printer for Palmyra Analytica.

The 3-D printer when completed would be capable of producing an exact copy (down to the smallest and most exact detail) of the original Temple of Solomon built by Solomon himself.

Renfield was horrified to discover when reading the report that Palmyra Analytica was in fact owned by a front company that was owned by his former boss Set’s arch enemies the Paris-based Egyptian vampiress Isis and the Rome-based Egyptian vampire Osiris.

“Why,” Renfield wondered to himself, “do Isis and Osiris want to rebuild Solomon’s original Temple?”.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday March 28th


  1. David Redpath said,

    “I got more out of purgatory
    than purgatory ever got out
    of me. And that goes double for the bottle!”
    ~ The boastful ghost
    of Winston Churchill

    An Intercepted Mosad communique,
    codenamed ‘Shirley Temple’,
    may be of interest, Van Helsing.
    Whilst partaking in a
    Nubian Sundance with the Kushite
    King, the Caliph was overheard
    outling a plan to destroy
    the Dome of the Rock,
    blame the Zionists, thereby
    hastening Armageddon.
    But since the Caliph was dead,
    the Kushite King could see
    right through him.
    But commenced negotiations
    with the Freemasons
    for the reconstruction
    of Solomon’s Temple.
    For an accurate quote,
    blueprints would be required?

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      ROTFL ! @ the boastful ghost of Churchill’s quote.

      Yes, the blueprints would be required.

      In an earlier vampire novel chapter I wrote a few years ago, Set in one of his many sporadic coups against Osiris had exiled his brother to the Kingdom of Tyre during the time of King Hiram of Tyre who was Solomon’s ally.

      Osiris posed and worked in Tyre as an architect named Hiram Abiff.

      King Hiram sent Osiris as the architect Hiram to Jerusalem to help Solomon build his Temple.

      Finding out about this, Set sent three ruffians to find out the secret passwords to Osiris/Hiram Abiff’s Masonic building skills.

      Hiram/Osiris refused to divulge the passwords and the 3 ruffians murdered him.

      Isis ( in one of many resurrections she used to bring Osiris back from the dead after numerous times Set killed him) used the Lion’s Paw of the Lion of the Tribe of Dan to resurrect Osiris/Hiram Abiff on this occasion.

      Since Osiris in his disguise as the Tyrian architect Hiram Abiff had been so instrumental in building the original Temple of Solomon, he would of course have been familiar with the blueprints.

  2. Shreya Sukrity said,

    Hhmm.. Why?
    Waiting for the next post.

  3. ortensia said,

    The political net is getting very intricated and rich……….addictive too….but this you knew already.Have a good day

  4. fragglerocking said,

    They’re ya go, happy to help. You’re welcome.

  5. David Redpath said,

    Intriguing Van Helsing.
    I heard the Isis wept bitter
    tears before resurrecting
    Osiris. Perhaps she could
    forsee his end game, Set
    and match.
    Anyway, tell ‘Shirley’ the cedar she ordered from Lebanon is on the Blue Nile
    and should be at the Wailing Wall shortly.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      LOL ! @ Perhaps she could see his end game, Set and match.

      I’ll pass that message on to Shirley. 😃

  6. Orvillewrong said,

    More mischief is obviously being planned!

  7. Shreya Sukrity said,

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