Belvedere and The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka

April 8, 2018 at 10:58 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, Mystery, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Belvedere and The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka

Belvedere the ghost white salamander who worked as a reporter for The Times of London was meeting with one of his sources in a London restaurant.

The source was Gary Geese-Hogg an agent for MI-6.

The restaurant was Amit’s Curry 🍛 Palace.

“Love the food here,” said Gary as his spoon 🥄 dove into a bowl of delicious chicken curry.

“Being dead, I unfortunately can’t eat it,” said the ghost of the ghost white salamander, “so what’s your scoop?”.

“You’ve heard of Lev Tomi?” Geese-Hogg asked Belvedere.

“The head of the UN Secretariat On The Environment and Climate Change?” Belvedere asked.

“That’s the one,” Geese-Hogg nodded, “he’s been meeting continuously with George Soros on a regular basis the past few years.”

“The billionaire Hungarian-American investor?” Belvedere said.

“That’s the one,” Geese-Hogg motioned for some chai tea.

“And what are the subject of these meetings?” Belvedere wanted to know.

“We have no idea,” Geese-Hogg shrugged, “we’re hoping with your investigative reporting skills, you’ll be able to find out and tell us.”

Belvedere picked up his ghostly notebook and left.

Another waste of time, the ghost white salamander thought to himself.

As he walked through the street, he suddenly noticed a woman wearing a 19th Century Native American indigenous dress.

He recognized her as the Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka.

The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka

The last time he saw her was in his mortal life as a non-ghost and a non-white salamander.

He had changed quite a lot since the last time he saw her.

But she was still the same.

Young looking and beautiful.

And still alive.

She couldn’t be a vampiress since it was broad daylight as she walked down the street.

And yet the last time he saw her was in the Black Hills of South Dakota back in 1877.

How, Belvedere wondered, was this possible?

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday April 8th


  1. George F. said,

    Yes, how was that possible? Can’t wait to find out…

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Neither can I, George.

      I’ll have to abstain from sex for the next 24 hours so I can think of a reason.

      Of course given the number of fat ugly blimps living in this city, that shouldn’t be too much of a problem.

      • George F. said,

        Fcking crack me up bro! I also abstain from sex…unwillingly, sadly enough. (New post up!)

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Well, that would definitely explain the new post that’s up then.

      • George F. said,

        LOL! Where you I be without Dracul? In a darker place, no doubt…

  2. George F. said,

    Of course, If I had all the sex I desired, who’d have time to write? LOL!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I think this explains why Daniel aka Hyperion hasn’t written anything for awhile.

      I think his wife who he’s nicknamed Tiger Mom has been feeling quite amorous lately.

      • George F. said,

        Not sure it’s worth it in the long run…LOL!

  3. ortensia said,

    Oh ,and I always tought sex should inspire 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      That actually reminds me of the lines of an old hymn that went,

      “… our thoughts inspire
      and lighten with celestial fire”.

  4. Shreya Sukrity said,

    Ooooh… That’s really unpredictable.

  5. Orvillewrong said,

    In literary fiction, anything is possible!

  6. David Redpath said,

    Van Helsing, is the secret
    to Princess Tanaka’s longevity,
    yours to be telling?
    Perhaps it’s her reading
    of much poetry.
    Not the haiku, mind you.
    But the two extra lifelines
    of the tanaka, that she
    must forever be reading?

  7. Apple Rae said,

    What has she become then? Interesting! Btw, your convos with George always crack me up. Haha. It’s like talking about sex like how people talk about the weather. Very natural, like it!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Glad you enjoy our conversations, Apple. 😉

      Yes, I’m still not sure 🤔 whether I’ll be able to post an answer to this question or not.

      The past 3 days I’ve been posting very late at night while at home.

      And the reason for that is the restaurant I usually go to to do my writing, people that I know keep running into me and sit down at my table and start yacking to me when I really should be doing my writing.

      This has been happening to me the past 3 days and so I’ve been writing late at night.

      It happened to me again today.

      But I’m getting sick of going to bed late just because people I know keep coming into the restaurant where I’ve been doing my writing and instead of just saying Hello and moving on insist on sitting down next to me.

      And because of the peculiar form of OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder) that I have, I become accustomed to writing in a certain place and if that order is disturbed, then it throws my writing off kilter and sometimes I’m not able to write things for two weeks.

      So I think I’m not going to post tonight.

      C.S. Lewis once said something about the different means God uses to get atheists to convert to belief in God.

      And I’m thinking maybe God is tired of George F. being an atheist.

      So I’ ll ask George to say a prayer that no one I know comes into that restaurant tomorrow- my writing spot- and disturbs my equilibrium which will break me down completely.

      And George can ask, “If you do this, God, then I’ll know you exist.”

      So I’ll have to go over to George’s blog post and ask him to read this comment.

      And he can say that prayer and then be happy because then I’ll be able to start posting again.

      I won’t lie if it doesn’t happen and say that it did.

      God isn’t too happy when people use deception to get people to believe in Him.

      And the way life has been going for me the past week, it probably is going to take a miracle to get me writing again because other drastic things were happening to me the past week and then the past 3 days people I know coming into my writing place restaurant and insist on yacking to me.

      • Apple Rae said,

        I overlooked this awesome reply dracul, apologies for that. Haha I reckon a lot of people loves talking to you that’s why! You sound like an awesome person anyway. 🙂 maybe it’s time for you to look for a new place to write then, probably one with lesser odds of seeing friends and acquaintances? Lol

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Well as I hinted in several statements to George F. although I didn’t go out right and tell him (although I think he knows), I’m a sex addict who isn’t getting any sex.

        And the restaurant I go to is one of the few restaurants where they have sexy looking women working in Calgary.

        And it’s the inspiring view that leads to my creativity.

        If I could find another restaurant like this, I’d do that.

      • Apple Rae said,

        You’re too honest to announce that lol. Now i know why you write so well 😉

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I guess that explains why I’ve never been elected to political office even though I tried a couple of times in the past.

        I’m too honest. 😂

        Yes, that explains why I write so well. 🤣

    • George F. said,

      Whooops! I thought this was a private channel!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I guess thanks to Cambridge Analytica, there seems to be no such thing as a private channel anymore. 😂

  8. George F. said,

    Sent that prayer for you my friend.

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