The Vampiress Isis, Pope Francis and Emmanuel Macron
The Egyptian Vampiress Isis, Pope Francis and Emmanuel Macron
The Egyptian vampiress Isis walked down the garden steps of the royal palace at Versailles:
She had first seen Versailles back in 1799 when she came to France from Egypt with Napoleon Bonaparte.
Both Napoleon I and later Napoleon III the vampiress Isis had acted as a strong supporter of and an influential advisor to.
Now after having visited the royal palace at Versailles, she would be driven by limousine to Napoleon’s tomb in Paris where she would stop and say a prayer to her grandfather the Egyptian sun god Ra.
Then she would head to the French Presidential Palace there to meet with Emmanuel Macron the President of France 🇫🇷.
While visiting President Macron, they would hold a teleconferencing call with Pope Francis in Rome.
. . .
Pope Francis had been seeing a lot of demons around the Vatican the past month.
He finally got so sick of seeing them, he finally broke down and asked one directly, “Why are you wretched demons hanging around the Vatican these days?”.
“Where else can we go?” The demon shrugged, “You yourself have said that there is no Hell.”
Francis went away harrumphing like Major Hoople in that old newspaper cartoon and comic strip Our Boarding House.
He looked at the date on the calendar – May 4th 2018.
He was supposed to do something today but he couldn’t remember what it was.
He knew what he was planning to do tomorrow- May 5th 2018.
He had thought of canonizing Karl Marx as a birthday present for the latter’s 200th birthday tomorrow and declaring him a member of the Catholic Communion of Saints but he had been strongly advised against it by most of his cardinal advisers.
What was it he was supposed to do today?
He grabbed a pitchfork and stuck it up the rear end of some tiny elf sized little demon who got in his way.
Then he remembered.
He was supposed to be having a teleconferencing call with French President Emmanuel Macron and the Egyptian vampiress Isis who would be calling him from Paris.
Pope Francis went to his room and waited by the speaker phone on his desk.
The phone rang.
Francis picked it up.
Sure enough it was President Macron and the Egyptian vampiress Isis.
After an exchange of pleasantries, they got down to business.
“Holy Father,” Isis asked, “what do you think of the idea of using a recently discovered ancient manuscript on magic written by King Solomon to invoke ancient jinn to rebuild the original Temple of Solomon on Mount Moriah?”.
Pope Francis spat out a mouthful from his glass of Mogen David wine.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday May 4th
2018.
Dracul Van Helsing 
David Redpath said,
May 5, 2018 at 12:11 am
“We will answer the call
every time we need each other.”
~ Emmanuel Micron
Chris, this is the ‘renewed oath’
declared by Macron recently
at the Centenary Service, for
the Battle of Villers- Bretonneux,
held in Sydney, Australia, on the
2nd. of May. Many in the crowd
scratched there heads and
looked around asking when had
we ever rang the French asking
for help?
Macro then went on to call the
Prime Ministers 60 year old wife
“delicious”.
The press here have had a field day
over it. But Lucinda was not
impressed.
Emmanuel was straight back
on the plane and off, ‘to take
an important comference call
with the Vatican. At least he
accomplished the main reason
for the trip, to not be in Paris
for the May Day riots.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
May 5, 2018 at 1:45 pm
Yes, the May Day riots did not do much for De Gaulle’s future political career.
That’s hilarious about Macron and Lucinda.
David Redpath said,
May 5, 2018 at 5:10 pm
Brigitte Macron was not amused.
Her husband showing interest
in a younger woman !
Dracul Van Helsing said,
May 5, 2018 at 5:35 pm
No, I don’t imagine.
ortensia said,
May 5, 2018 at 3:27 am
Now I wan to see how pope Francis get himself out of this situation…….
Dracul Van Helsing said,
May 5, 2018 at 1:50 pm
I imagine Pope Francis will vacillate like he usually does and the situation will unfold on its own without Francis taking any concrete action until whatever unfolds turns into a fait accompli.
ortensia said,
May 6, 2018 at 2:59 am
No action as the best action……after all there is no hell right?🤣
Dracul Van Helsing said,
May 6, 2018 at 3:18 pm
That’s right, Ortensia. 🤣
There is no Hell.
George F. said,
May 5, 2018 at 7:44 am
“Where else can we go?” The demon shrugged, “You yourself have said that there is no Hell.” OMG you are so fricken hysterical. How do you live in this world? Does anyone in the real world “get” your humor or does your IQ prevent you from relating to those trying to “yak” at you while you occupy your usual table? You are so comical. I, for one, can’t do without you!
Dracul Van Helsing said,
May 5, 2018 at 2:03 pm
I actually do have a lot of trouble living in the real world.
Most people who yak at me don’t really get me.
I have now found a new restaurant to go to.
So I’m no longer in that place.
Of course in addition to people yakking at me at my usual table, the restaurant management went and hired a few ugly looking waitresses and seemed to give them longer hours than the beautiful women they used to have working there.
That drove me out of there faster than a Temperance Union sign carrying elephant 🐘 stampede at a Saint Patrick’s Day parade.
I’’ve now managed to find another restaurant in Calgary with a rare assortment of beautiful looking women so I’m now there doing my writing.
doesitevenmatter3 said,
May 5, 2018 at 11:51 pm
You always make me LOL and snort-laugh!
I wish the world worked like it does in YOUR head!
HUGS!!! 🙂
Apple Rae said,
May 6, 2018 at 3:27 am
I totally agree!!! Lol
Dracul Van Helsing said,
May 6, 2018 at 3:23 pm
Thanks very much, Apple. 🙂
Happy to hear that you think the world should work like it does in my head. 🤗
Dracul Van Helsing said,
May 6, 2018 at 3:21 pm
At times, Carolyn, I wish the world did work like it does in my head. LOL ! 😂😀
Aak fictionspawn said,
May 6, 2018 at 12:23 am
Quite some friends our leaders have… I guess that’s the way to do it, get some ancient vampire contacts and talk with some demons 😀
Dracul Van Helsing said,
May 6, 2018 at 3:25 pm
Yes, it definitely explains a lot about our world leaders. 😉
Aak fictionspawn said,
May 7, 2018 at 1:44 am
Tell me who your friends are, and I’ll tell you who you are 😀
Dracul Van Helsing said,
May 7, 2018 at 3:33 pm
Exactly. 😀
LOL ! 😂
Apple Rae said,
May 6, 2018 at 3:26 am
Haha this is hilarious! The imagery is so clear particularly that convo with the demons and this: “He grabbed a pitchfork and stuck it up the rear end of some tiny elf sized little demon who got in his way. Then he remembered.” Lol and oh btw I love the Egyptian Vampiress Isis’ dress, can I borrow it? haha
Dracul Van Helsing said,
May 6, 2018 at 3:28 pm
I’ll ask the Vampiress Isis if she’ll lend you her dress, Apple.
I bet you’ll look stunningly beautiful and gorgeous in that dress. ❤️
Hyperion said,
May 6, 2018 at 6:14 am
Ah ha! so the secret is out. You’ve found a repository of loveliness that has surely inspired this post of snort-laugh satire of epic hilarity. Glad to have you back, Chris.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
May 6, 2018 at 3:48 pm
Thanks very much, Daniel. 😀
Yes, last year I was able to write chapters of great snort-laughing hilarity when I was able to use Calgary Public Library computers and use their browser to copy and paste photos on to my blog posts (because I was able to do that using their PC web browsers) prior to being banned from the library for having the audacity to write a blog.
I still haven’t been able to figure out how to post and insert photos directly to my blog from my iPhone ever since WordPress “improved” the process back in 2014.
However having discovered Pinterest and seeing how easy it is to insert links directly to their photos of hot looking women, I’m now back in the saddle as it were.
“Back in the saddle with a tremendous erection,” as Renfield would probably put it. 🤣
Hyperion said,
May 6, 2018 at 5:15 pm
Careful lest you develop callouses on your manliness or worse, develop a strong need for glasses. When you open Pintrest and find a picture you like tap it to open the image, hold your finger down until a save image box appears and then save it to your iphone. To insert a picture into a blog you must use the WP editor and tap media, insert image from photos, select the foto and viola you are done.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
May 6, 2018 at 7:21 pm
Yes, I know how to save pics from Pinterest to my iPhone.
I’ve saved a whopping 288 images to my iPhone.
Some of those pics I’ve uploaded to Facebook.
I post the pic just before I post the vampire novel chapter that was written inspired by the pic.
I click insert or copy photo on my WP editor but nothing happens for whatever reason.
That’s why I’m forced to end up posting the link to the Pinterest photo on my blog.
Each pic I save to my iPhone, I also save that pic to boards I have created on Pinterest.
I only created those boards a couple of weeks ago and I already have over a 100 followers to my Pinterest boards.
No doubt the vast majority of those are poor snooks like me who have the misfortune of living in a city where the vast majority of what pretends to be the city’s female population are a bunch of fat ugly blimps.
Hyperion said,
May 7, 2018 at 5:27 pm
well there is another way if Apple and WordPress won’t play. Go to your wordpress admin section and find the media link. Click on it and it will show a grid of all your fotos you’ve used. Click on add and add them to the media folder. Then when you add a photo to a blog you can select it from your media center on WP instead of your iPhone.