Pope Rihanna and Diablos Nocturna At The 2018 Met Gala

May 12, 2018 at 11:59 pm (Avatar Speaks, Celebrities, Commentary, Culture, Fashion, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, Religion, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

Pope Rihanna and Diablos Nocturna At The 2018 Met Gala

Diablos Nocturna stood in the secret Time Tunnel at the CERN Large Hadron Collider in Geneva, Switzerland.

The date was Saturday May 12th 2018.

Standing alongside him in the tunnel was the powerful French witch Sabrine Davignon.


The CERN scientist Dr. Hades Spawnus threw the switch.

Both Diablos Nocturna and the French witch Sabrine Davignon went back in time to the Met Gala 2018 in New York City held on Monday May 7th 2018.

And standing there was Pope Rihanna on the steps of the Metropolitan Museum of Art:


Sabrine Davignon commanded the elements, “Freeze time except for…” and then she spoke names in Latin which confused the post Vatican II Jesuit priest Father James Martin.

All people at the gala were frozen in time and place except for Pope Rihanna, Diablos Nocturna and Sabrine Davignon herself.

Diablos Nocturna went and knelt in front of Pope Rihanna.

He kissed her papal ring.

She then turned around and bent over and lifted her glittering sparkling papal robe and short tight skirted mini dress and he kissed her ass.

Sabrine Davignon thought to herself, “How like new members of the White House staff and the Trump Administration when they go in to meet the Donald in the Oval Office for the first time.”

Pope Rihanna kissed Diablos Nocturna on the forehead and both cheeks (facial cheeks for clarification).

She then ran her fingers through his hair and asked, “Have you been a good boy, Diablos Nocturna?”.

“No, I’ve been a very bad boy, your Holiness,” Diablos Nocturna confessed.

“Then I must punish you,” Pope Rihanna removed from underneath her robe a large wooden paddle that had written on it in large print MY PAPAL BLESSINGS AND INDULGENCES (written in Latin of course which would have further confused Father James Martin had he not been frozen in time and place).

She then sat on the steps, commanded Diablos Nocturna to take off all his clothes and lie across her skirted lap.

When Diablos Nocturna had done so, Pope Rihanna then administered 666 very strong and powerful whacks on his bare buttocks with her Papal Blessings and Indulgences (in Latin) paddle.

When she had finished, Diablos Nocturna then arose off her lap bearing a huge erection.

“Now perform the act of ritual tantric sex,” Sabrine Davignon said.

As Diablos Nocturna and Pope Rihanna performed the act of ritual tantric sex on the steps of The Metropolitan, the vampiress Golgotha (the daughter of Lilith) flew on top of a Cross in the Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and The Catholic Imagination Exhibit at the Met and hung there with her arms outstretched.

Meanwhile in Rome Italy, the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith was dancing around the Vatican wearing a blood red evening dress and creating a huge whirlwind as she did so.

Sabrine Davignon (the immortal daughter of Hecate the Greek goddess of witchcraft in her beautiful young maiden form and King Saint Louis IX of France from a night in which the blessed saint fell into temptation) smiled as she watched the Lady of the Dance on her smart phone (the image was being recorded by the cigarette smoking demon Asmodeus on his smart phone in Rome).

Meanwhile at the Vatican itself, Pope Francis awakened in his bedroom confronted by the sight of Beelzebub the Lord of the Flies doing up his fly on his Prada men’s suit after emerging from the papal bathroom 🚽.

And finally Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster awoke in a sweat in his lobster tank at the Set Enterprises laboratory in London.

He quickly wiped the sweat off his lobster brow with one of his claws.

He wondered, had what he saw all been a dream or was it real?

It would be some time before Michelangelo pronounced his final judgement on the matter.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday May 12th


  1. ortensia said,

    Oh my this chapter is a feast for the eyes that read and the minds the wonder with colorful imagination.💃🏻

  2. Hyperion said,

    Popess Rihanna has some very regressive rituals. I think the Romans of old would definitely approve. It’s a shame the Popess wasn’t around to minister to Emperor Caligula. His autobiography would be much more interesting.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Indeed it would have been much more interesting, Daniel. 😀

      I imagine Popess Rihanna could cater to Gali-Gula the ET gray from Nibiru who’s possessed by the spirit of the ancient Roman Emperor Caligula (another character inspired by Sherry’s inspirational suggestions- he along with Sherrielock Holmes).

      They could create a synthesis of the best of the kinky and erotic of both ancient and modern times.

      666 Shades of Caligula will bring the entire world on their knees to Lips For Literature book blowing promotions in book stores everywhere.

      • Hyperion said,

        Great idea. What a marketing plan that would be to have Popess R at the book blowings.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Indeed line-ups not only around the block but line-ups around the entire city.

      • Hyperion said,

        The Popess always draws a big crowd. After reading your posts and comments, I think I know why. 😜

  3. David Redpath said,

    Van Helsing, who’s been putting
    the amanita muscaria in
    poor Michelangelo the psychic
    lobster’s tank ?
    I was struck, flashing back,
    by a similiar event. Bet for Diablos
    Nocturna administering the
    grand spanking, to an uninvited,
    unshaven, and uninitiated naive
    (an old school friend of mine).
    And the part of Sabrine Davignon
    was played by my older sister.
    Thanks for the flashback.
    Happy Mother’s Day
    I’ll be seeking papal guidance
    in the morning.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      That’s a very good question, David.

      Who’s been putting the amanita mascara in Michelangelo’s lobster tank?

      Someone must have got past the gates and the Set Enterprises watch dog- a genetically created (by Dr. Cadbury Rocher) T-Rex giraffe named Julius who has the body, legs and neck of a giraffe but the head and teeth of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

      I’m glad you”ll be receiving papal guidance from Popess Rihanna in the morning. 😉

  4. George F. said,

    My favorite part: She then sat on the steps, commanded Diablos Nocturna to take off all his clothes and lie across her skirted lap.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I think that’s my favourite line too, George. 😀

      Further proof that great minds think alike. 🤔 🤔

  5. Apple Rae said,

    I see you have finally figured out how to post an image here in WP eh? Or perhaps WP has just become good to you to allow you to do such. Haha anyway, this is an intense scene! Your imagination is creatively wild and allow me to say this—You’re a genius, Chris. And oh, I love Rihanna btw! Next to Beyoncé 😍

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, Hyperion (Daniel) explained to me in a comment last week how to do that.

      At first I thought it was a method I had tried before but it didn’t seem to work.

      But for the 2018 Met Gala post with Rihanna dressed as a Popess (female Pope), I thought it would be nice to have Rihanna’s picture at the top of the page.

      So I tried the method Daniel suggested and it worked. 😀

      Thanks for calling me a genius. ❤️

      It certainly beats me being called “Crazy” by two of the roommates in the house I live in.

      Two tradesmen who don’t really understand creative artistic writer types.

      One of them called my choice in TV programming “a bunch of garbage”
      (I actually had the nerve to watch an opera on PBS one time).

      The only room mate who appreciated my taste in the arts, music and literature was a medical doctor from Iran.

      But he got kicked out of the house yesterday after having a dispute with the landlord.

      Now I’m wondering what sort of person will replace him in his room.

      Someone else who thinks I’m crazy?

      I love Rihanna as well. 😍

      In my mind, she’s the image of what the Egyptian vampiress Isis looks like.

      Just like in my mind, Mexican actress Salma Hayek is the image of what the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec looks like.

      I love Beyoncé as well.

      Haven’t yet created a character modeled on her however. 🙂

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