Reblog of Dashwood Forrest Meets Ivanka Trump

May 18, 2018 at 10:43 pm (Art, Arts, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Here’s a vampire novel chapter I wrote over a year ago:

Dracul Van Helsing

Dashwood Forrest stood in the middle of his hotel room dressed like Gainsborough’s Blue Boy and stared at himself in the full length mirror on the wall.

“I’m beginning to have some idea of how Narcissus must have felt when he saw his own reflection,” Dashwood swooned.

There was a knock at the door.

“Mulligan, would you please answer that,” Dashwood called out to his Irish zombie manservant, “and please put a towel over your head. I don’t want you frightening anybody like you did the cleaning staff this morning. It took a $50 tip to bring them back again.”

Mulligan put a towel over his head and went to open the door.

He crashed into several lamps on his way to find the door.

“Watch where you’re going, Mulligan!” Dashwood exclaimed.

“It’s rather difficult to see where I’m going wearing a towel over my head,” Mulligan complained as he…

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  1. George F. said,

    Going to original…

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I think you’ll enjoy it, George. 😀

      It was the first time in over a year I read it myself.

      I’m actually my own worst critic.

      But I take at least a year before I go back and read older material that I have written.

      Then I’l say stuff like, “Oh God, how could I have written such garbage” or “Wow. I can’t believe I wrote that. That’s pretty damn good.”

      I remember I laughed quite hard when I re-read this last night.

      And I was in a bad mood last night too because my racist roommate was calling me crazy once again.

      Hence the reason for the re-blog rather than original writing.

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