Renfield Sees A Ghost At Windsor Castle

May 20, 2018 at 12:56 am (Culture, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, love, News, painting, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Renfield Sees A Ghost At Windsor Castle

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was the sole politician in the world to have been among the 600 officially invited guests to the wedding ceremony of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle on this Saturday May 19th 2018 in Saint George’s Chapel at Windsor Castle.

Renfield managed to get an invitation to the wedding by presenting Prince Harry and Meghan with an original painting of the wedding ceremony at Cana of Galilee (where the Lord Jesus Christ turned water into wine 🍷- one Biblical passage that is not often talked about in most teetotaling Baptist Church sermons) painted by the great early 19th Century Japanese artist Katsushika Hokusai. Renfield gave the painting to the couple on the very day they announced their engagement on November 27th of last year.

The Queen approved of the invitation to Renfield as she was rather fond of him since he saved one of her Welsh corgis from drowning in a swimming pool.

Renfield arrived dressed in a dashing looking formal suit, tie, top hat and late Victorian early Edwardian walking stick.

He also wore a red rose 🌹 in his lapel (a red rose that had been given to him by his good friend the famous London art gallery dealer Dashwood Forrest).

Dashwood was grateful to him because Renfield managed to convince Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher to postpone laser eye surgery treatment on some rather important celestial deities and instead perform surgery on and stitch together Forrest’s living dead Irish manservant Mulligan the Irish zombie 🧟‍♂️.

Mulligan had been blown to pieces when he had rather heroically landed on top of a suicide bomber to prevent anyone else being injured or killed at the official opening of the U.S. Embassy in Jerusalem earlier this week.

In addition to giving Renfield the rose to put in his lapel, Dashwood also showed him the latest painting he had acquired painted by the little known Renaissance English painter Henry Tudor (better known to history as Henry VIII).

The painting was of Henry’s mistress later 2nd wife Anne Boleyn.

Coincidentally enough, Anne Boleyn herself had been beheaded on this date May 19th back in 1536.

“So that’s what Anne Boleyn looked like before she lost her head eh?” Renfield whistled, “Quite the catch.”

Renfield thoroughly enjoyed the service at Saint George’s Chapel.

He thought he might be able to catch some sleep during the sermon (as Renfield often slept through most sermons given by Church of England clergy) but to his surprise the sermon was given by the Presiding Bishop of the U.S. Episcopal Church Bishop Michael Bruce Curry who spoke with all the passion and fervour of a Southern Gospel preacher or Pentecostal minister.

Renfield was absolutely riveted by Bishop Curry’s address on The Power of Love (as was everyone else in Saint George’s Chapel on this day).

He made a mental note to himself to ask his friend Amadeus Emanon to lend him his Bible so he could read for himself The Song of Solomon to which Bishop Curry referred.

After the service, Renfield went to the wedding reception to enjoy some wedding cake.

He however was not among the 200 guests made up of close friends and family who were invited to the reception hosted by Charles Prince of Wales at Frogmore House on Saturday night.

So Renfield chose to walk around Windsor Castle late at night.

It was then that Renfield saw the woman who was the spitting image of Anne Boleyn in the Henry Tudor painting now in the possession of Dashwood Forrest.

The ghost of Anne Boleyn- this time with her head once again upon her shoulders.

“Wow!” Renfield thought aloud, “Anne Boleyn must have been so happy by the union of Harry and Meghan in life that her head and body have now united in death.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday May 19th


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  2. George F. said,

    That’s not the ghost of Anne Boleyn….that’s the ghost of Amy Winehart coming out of rehab…and yes she is quite hot, even dead. Great story Chris! Thanks for staying up late and pumping that out!!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      LOL ! @ The ghost of Amy Winehouse coming out of rehab. 😂

      Thanks, George.

      I really wanted to write a post about Renfield being at Meghan’s and Prince Harry’s wedding since I had him being invited to it in a vampire novel chapter I wrote last November.

      I wasn’t sure what I would have Renfield do at the Royal Wedding but after reading Christine’s post about the execution of Anne Boleyn being on the same day that the couple had chosen for their wedding and then spotting that Pinterest photo about the lovely brunette (who seems to have dyed her hanging locks a beautiful Renaissance blue) standing in front of what appears to be a medieval castle, I turned her into Anne Boleyn’s ghost (with head attached for this story),

  3. Orvillewrong said,

    As expected totally topical!

  4. David Redpath said,

    Who threw the cogi out
    and into the swimming pool?
    I suspect it was Mulligan
    the irish zombie.
    The I.R.A. put him up to it.
    And as Agatha Christie knows
    the butler always did it.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Actually, David, it was Renfield R. Renfield himself who threw the Welsh corgi into the swimming pool when everyone else’s back was turned.

      Having the devious mind that he does (like most master politicians), he thought if he dived into the pool and rescued it, this would ingratiate him with the Queen (since Renfield has been trying to ingratiate himself with the Royal Family for years).

      Of course when the Queen turned around and saw to her horror that one of her beloved Corgis was in the swimming pool, that’s when Renfield “heroically” dived into the pool and saved it earning the undying gratitude of a grateful Queen.

  5. David Redpath said,

    And such a fuss …
    But congratulations
    to the Duke and Duchess
    of Suchsex
    Wishing the hybrid royal
    breeding program,
    to weed out the ginger gene,
    much needed success.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I think, David, you’ll enjoy this excellent photo posted by my very dear friend Sherry.

      Plus you’ll enjoy the reading the comments below it.

      My friend Daniel (aka Hyperion) and Sherry make very interesting comments back and forth with each other,

      Plus something that Sherry said in one of her comments to Daniel inspired me to write a long comment about the awful week I’m having (which explains the huge number of re-blogs rather than freshly written material on my blog this week).

      Plus I also express my own personal views on the Monarchy and the Royal Wedding which just occurred.

      Since it was such a long comment, I hope you don’t mind if I don’t post such a long comment on those views here but rather read it there in what is a delightful blog post and a very interesting series of comments back and forth between Sherry and Daniel:

  6. tychy said,

    Skilfully and suavely written. They should knight you for this.

  7. George F. said,

    I hope your are surviving your roommates these days! I invite to pop into read my new Akira post and make outrageously witty and insightful comments…before I bore myself to death looking at it and remove it to save myself the pain of reading my own stuff! CYA and take care!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Okay, I’ll pop in to take a look at it. 😀

      I haven’t written anything nor have I even been inspired to re-blog anything ever since my racist roommate and I almost came to physical blows last Friday May 18th (on what was the 8th Anniversary of my dad collapsing to the floor while shaving in the bathroom and having to be rushed to hospital by ambulance where he died less than a month later) when the asshole was being more obnoxious than he usually is.

  8. George F. said,

    Had to watch youtube’s of Amy Winehart after looking at your picture too long. Played “rehab” over and over again…”no, no, no….”

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      While singing your own paraphrased version of that old song The Loco-Motion, “Come on, come on, do the masturbation with me, well you swing your hips, come on, come on, do the masturbation with me…”

      • George F. said,


      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Does ROFKMAO stand for Rolling On Floor Knowingly Masturbating Ass Off?

      • George F. said,

        LOL! Typo!

      • George F. said,

        I have grown weary of my latest AKIRA post hanging out there on WP and will delete it within hours…but I have archived your brilliant, satirical, humorous comment and you see it appear as dialogue in an upcoming chapter. You’re so funny!!!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Glad to be of help, George. 😀

      • George F. said,

        Just paid homage to you in my latest post, as promised. Seems you were on my consciousness so I wrote it sooner than I expected.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That’s wonderful to hear, George. 😀

        Within another 20 to 25 minutes, I should have a freshly written vampire novel chapter posted.

        I’m just putting the final editing touches on it now.

        So after I posted it, I’ll go over and read your blog post and you can read mine.

        Hopefully I’ll still have maintained my sense of humour in spite of the confrontation I had with my racist asshole roommate late last week which had the effect of giving me writer’s block for an entire week.

      • George F. said,

        I tried to keep it true to you…although there is only one you…so I may have fucked it all up.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Heading over there now, George.

        Just finished posting my latest vampire novel chapter.

      • George F. said,

        Heading over to yours! Love the photo so far!!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Oh yes, the very beautiful Kwan Yin. 😀

  9. Apple Rae said,

    Haha you guys are totally hilarious!! Cracked me up big time 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  10. Apple Rae said,

    Wow! Renfield R. Renfield was invited to the Royal wedding omgggg 😱 not too familiar with Anne Boleyn tho (i had to google it 😂) but i love reading about history when you’re the one who wrote it—it’s never boring, always thrilling! That’s why i love going all through your posts (albeit always late 😅) because I get to learn something new from you! Awesome job, Chris!! 💯

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you very much, Apple. ❤️

      That’s actually the supreme compliment for me.

      My dad was a historian.

      In fact he was halfway through writing the 2nd volume of a 3-volume history of Western Canada he was working on when he died from cancer 8 years ago.

      But he taught and wrote History in a very interesting fashion.

      In fact when I went to University, I had actually started out with History as my Major because I so loved History as a result of my dad’s influence.

      I needed to choose a Minor as well so I flipped a coin in the air and arbitrarily chose Philosophy as my minor.

      But the History professors at the University of Alberta were so positively boring and dull (the only exception was my Early British Medieval History professor who had actually taught my dad British Medieval History 30 years earlier) that I had to drop History as my major and I chose Philosophy as my Major instead.

      By my final year of University, I finally ended up dropping History as my Minor as well because the History professors there were so unbelievably boring.

      I chose English Literature as my Minor instead.

      The Philosophy and English Literature professors I had at the U. of A. were all quite interesting.

      So one of the things I had in mind when writing my vampire novel was to throw in a lot of references to History and also Modern Geopolitical Current Events and hopefully present it in such an interesting fashion that my readers would start becoming interested in History and Contemporary Geopolitical Events.

      So I’m glad to hear that my writing makes History interesting. 🙂

      I’m accomplishing one of my goals then. 🙂

  11. David Redpath said,

    Very interesting, Chris.
    Your father certainly had
    foresight most prophetic.
    I did some research into
    Arthurian lore when I was
    in Great Britain last year,
    and came to the conclusion
    that King Arthur was Caledonian.
    Sorry to hear of your domestic
    Perhaps you could get J.T. to
    deport that ‘bogun’ back to

  12. David Redpath said,

    J.T., as in Justin Trudeau,
    not Justin Timberlake
    (the Mickey Mouse Club
    doesn’t have the power to deport).

    I checked out Sherrie’s
    fantastic photo . . .
    of a cracked pot.
    Chris, are you trying to tell
    me something ?

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