Kwan Yin and Kim and Moon and The Surprise “Hollywood” Style Summit

May 26, 2018 at 10:10 pm (Film, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )

Kwan Yin and Kim and Moon and the Surprise “Hollywood” Style Summit

After Donald Trump threw a temper tantrum and pulled red spider monkeys out of his hair and cancelled the June 12th Singapore Peace Summit in an announcement this past Thursday May 24th, Kwan Yin the Asian Buddhist goddess of mercy had asked Thoth the Egyptian god of wisdom, the moon and magic along with his immortal formerly mortal companion Serena the Time Traveler to go to the Underworld realm of Hades and ask the entity Hades (known to the Romans as Pluto) to release the ghost of the great film director Orson Welles from Purgatory.

In the past, Hades normally had to consult with the earthly Pope of Rome before he could do such things but since the current Pope Francis no longer believed in Purgatory (or even Hell for that matter), he was able to immediately accede to Kwan Yin’s request.

The ghost of Orson Welles left Hades saying, “Paul Masson will sell no wine 🍷 before its time but Hades will release my ghost before my time.”

Thoth and Serena escorted Welles to the DMZ (demilitarized zone) on the Korean Peninsula where Kwan Yin gave Welles a deadline of 48 hours to arrange a surprise “Hollywood” style summit between North Korean leader Kim Jong-un and South Korean President Moon Jae-in.

Welles never followed deadlines much in his mortal life (which is why most American film studios in Hollywood became reluctant to work with him) but what he had failed to do in life, he achieved in death.

The surprise summit happened today Saturday May 26th 2018.

Also present at the surprise summit were Kwan Yin herself as well as the Chinese Communist vampiress Meiling Manchu (who had recently broken with Chinese President Xi Jinping on the grounds he had become a Mao like cult leader and total totalitarian despot) and the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec.

Kim and Moon agreed to carry on talks for a planned Singapore Peace Summit between Trump and Kim on June 12th.

Meiling and Qonzilqointec were to go to the White House in Washington DC and hold down the Trumpster while the immortal London dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes tomatoed the toupee wearing blowhard’s buttocks with her whip until he agreed to go to the summit as planned.

When Moon and Kim finished their meeting, Orson Welles asked Kwan Yin if it would not be possible for his ghost to remain out of Hades for a while so he could visit London, England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 of which he had fond memories.

Kwan Yin, Thoth and Serena then text messaged Hades on their Divine Celestial Samsung Galaxy 6 Billion Model Smart Phones and put in a special request for the successful director of the surprise “Hollywood” style summit in the Korean Peninsula’s demilitarized zone to spend some more time out of the realm of Hades.

Hades agreed.

He had no objections.

Especially since Welles was consuming most of the wine 🍷 available in the Underworld to the dismay of other clients and patrons.

Kwan Yin the Buddhist Goddess of Mercy

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday May 26th


  1. George F. said,

    I need mercy from her! Owww….

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, she could grant me absolution any day. 😜

      Would much prefer absolution from her than Pope Francis.

      Of course in Pope Francis’ view, there is really nothing for me to be absolved from since I’m not going to Hell because according to Francis, there is no Hell.

  2. George F. said,

    …the immortal London dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes tomatoed the toupee wearing blowhard’s buttocks with her whip until he agreed to go to the summit as planned… Yes, that would be a convincing way to get this blowhard to do something! Great post Chris….wonderful…love the Goddess…she is not a blimp!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, a very convincing way to get the blowhard to do something. 🤣

      No, Kwan Yin is definitely not a blimp. Extremely easy on the eyes. 😍

      As Maxwell Smart who was CONTROL Agent 86 on the Mel Brooks produced TV show Get Smart would probably say, “We could use more women who look like Kwan Yin in Calgary. A lot more.”

      • George F. said,

        Just gave you a shout-out on my recent update. Thanks for keeping me in stitches!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        All right.


        I’ll go check it out now. 😀

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I just wrote another new vampire novel chapter last night called Irish Leprechauns Slain By Serpent which I think you’ll enjoy.

        I noticed you haven’t visited it yet.

        I think I’m back on track writing again.

        Pan Goatee seems to be doing an excellent job of keeping Calgary aesthetically clean the past few days.

        And an invisible version of Akira the AI sex robot seems to have my roommate by his nanoparticle sized balls and keeping him quiet on the premise that she’ll squeeze even harder if he starts shooting his mouth off again.

      • George F. said,

        I’m a bit out to lunch right now but will get to it ASAP!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Now if you were a lot out to lunch, Donald Trump would probably name you to a position in his Cabinet.

  3. Orvillewrong said,

    Its a toss up between Trump and Kim who has the worst barber!

  4. Apple Rae said,

    Woah! Now this is getting farther and better because I can already feel some taste of Asia! I hope soon you can invite our Philippine President too, name’s Rodrigo Duterte and he’s controversial for the mass killing orders he gives to minimise the number of drug addicts in our country. It was well, effective, but being one of the most religious countries in Asia, the Catholic Church don’t really approve of it and loathes his administration. Just a thought 🙂 I love tuning in your Vampire Novel series with History and Current events making it more fascinating! Well done!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you very much, Apple. ❤️

      Glad you’re enjoying my writing which brings in History and current events. 🙂

      I have thought of bringing in Rodrigo Duterte in a chapter on the Spratly Islands in the South China Seas since the Philippines are one of many countries laying claim to the area.

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